PITT SCORES OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

[The Ancient Enemy]

Today, the helpless and incompetent Pitt Panthers led by moronic head coach Dave WannSPLAT have scored an offensive touchdown!!!!

[deliverance]

Then they scored three more. I thought you told me this Youngstown State team was pretty good, TAE. It's 34-0 in the 3rd quarter. I can't believe Pitt isn't going winless this season. Especially with that terrible team and coach they have.

[The Ancient Enemy]

I agree, deliverance. They ARE terrible and have a terrible coach.

16-0 at the half, bozo. Even a Pitt coach can make enough adjustments to beat a I-AA team.

[Heaven&Hoops]

TAE...........................I didn't know your girlfriend was a Pitt fan.

[El-Moldo]

The one in the front?

[El-Moldo]

AE likes when she grabs him, if you know what I mean. She has Parkinson's.

[The Ancient Enemy]

I swear this happened. This summer when I was at work, this woman and her daughter pulled up to drop stop off. Her daughter was pretty hot, but she was about 18 or 19. I started flirting with her and she gave it right back. I looked at their car and there was a Pitt sticker on it. I asked her if she went to Pitt, and she said she did. I turned around and walked back into the building. My friend Adam asked me if I really just did that, and I told him I did. He said that girl looked like she was going to cry. Hey, there's no compromise in the love life, folks.

Believe it or not.

[El-Moldo]

So then you spent the rest of the summer alone?

[The Ancient Enemy]

Why pollute my harem with a Pitt girl?

[ham55]

considering TAE's age is 71, I'm going to say that's him in the background, smirking after the touchdown.