Yes, America, there is a God.
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The Ancient Enemy
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Yes, America, there is a God.
From ESPN.com:
Chris Fowler will take over the play-by-play duties from Mike Tirico for ESPN's Thursday night games.
Thank Christ. Mike Tirico has been whipping my rear-end and beating me down emotionally since at least 2002. Being a true college football champion like Your Literary Hero requires a lot of hard work and dedication. And that comes in the form of watching a lot of week-night college football like Colorado State and Toledo. I have seen every Toledo game since 1994 I think. Equally with Fresno State. Either way, Mike Tirico has the unique talent of being a total idiot. Now, I know, I know, I know what your thinking. "But, Maestro, we have tons of idiots all around us, like Vman and that jabroni D-nice, not to mention longtime goofball heavyweights like WPIAL~Titan and Hilltop and Double H and Head Roadie." I know, Little Warriors, I too suffer with their incompetence, but at least those airheads aren't on national television. But it is a great day for college football, because no longer will we have to suffer this scenario on every down:
Central Michigan versus Air Farce, any and every weeknight on ESPN2:
It is 1st and 10 and AF has the ball to start the game. They hand off and the guy picks up 3 yards. "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? THAT WAS THE GREATEST 3 YARD GAIN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! OHHHHH MAMA!!!! AIR FORCE IS ON A TEAR, NO ONE CAN STOP THEM!!! OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! 2ND AND 7 AND THE CMU DEFENSE JUST LOOKS UTTERLY DEFEATED!!!!!"
Rest in peace, Mike Tirico's career. Actually, don't.
Chris Fowler will take over the play-by-play duties from Mike Tirico for ESPN's Thursday night games.
Thank Christ. Mike Tirico has been whipping my rear-end and beating me down emotionally since at least 2002. Being a true college football champion like Your Literary Hero requires a lot of hard work and dedication. And that comes in the form of watching a lot of week-night college football like Colorado State and Toledo. I have seen every Toledo game since 1994 I think. Equally with Fresno State. Either way, Mike Tirico has the unique talent of being a total idiot. Now, I know, I know, I know what your thinking. "But, Maestro, we have tons of idiots all around us, like Vman and that jabroni D-nice, not to mention longtime goofball heavyweights like WPIAL~Titan and Hilltop and Double H and Head Roadie." I know, Little Warriors, I too suffer with their incompetence, but at least those airheads aren't on national television. But it is a great day for college football, because no longer will we have to suffer this scenario on every down:
Central Michigan versus Air Farce, any and every weeknight on ESPN2:
It is 1st and 10 and AF has the ball to start the game. They hand off and the guy picks up 3 yards. "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? THAT WAS THE GREATEST 3 YARD GAIN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! OHHHHH MAMA!!!! AIR FORCE IS ON A TEAR, NO ONE CAN STOP THEM!!! OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! 2ND AND 7 AND THE CMU DEFENSE JUST LOOKS UTTERLY DEFEATED!!!!!"
Rest in peace, Mike Tirico's career. Actually, don't.
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hilltoppanther
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Re: Yes, America, there is a God.
I am not positive about this, but isn't Tirico the new play-by-play for Monday Night Football?
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retro1530
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Re: Yes, America, there is a God.
yeah it's him and tony kornisher off of PTI... there's one more but i cant remember his name
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The Ancient Enemy
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Re: Yes, America, there is a God.
What a clusterfuuuu--- you know what!
Every day on PTI Kornheiser says "I dont know anything about football, I dont even know why they asked me to do it!" We can only hope the Mystery Partner is Joe Theisman!
Every day on PTI Kornheiser says "I dont know anything about football, I dont even know why they asked me to do it!" We can only hope the Mystery Partner is Joe Theisman!