Its All Much Clearer Now

[The Ancient Enemy]

My buddy K-Rob sent me the following blurb: very interesting: should be funny, but it definitely is not at all:


Once again, just providing info. I'm a little confused.
> Let me see if I have this straight.
>
> If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents,
> you're 'exotic, different.' Grow up in Alaska
> eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
>
> If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic,
> Muslim. Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
> maverick.
>
> Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
> Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
> you're well grounded.
>
> If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer,
> become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
> create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new
> voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
> spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
> with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
> Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
> years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13
> million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
> Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
> Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any
> real leadership experience.
>
> If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the
> city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less
> than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with
> only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the
> country's second highest ranking executive.
>
> If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
> while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
> churches, you're not a real Christian.
>
> If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and
> left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next
> month, you're a Christian. If you teach responsible, age
> appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth
> control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
>
> If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only,
> with no other option in sex education in your state's
> school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up
> pregnant, you're very responsible.
>
> If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a
> position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
> betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to
> raise a family, your family's values don't represent
> America's.
>
> If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude',
> with at least one DWI conviction and no college education,
> who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a
> member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska
> from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. OK, much
> clearer now.

I bolded that part because it is only matched in ridiculousness by its level of supreme comedy.

[southpaw]

I thought is was funny TAE. Kind of cherry picking between McCain/Palin. I did not know that being a "brilliant community organizer" was such a high qualification and ACORN what a fraud. Check out what I found below. Most of you have probably seen it before.

Character and Leadership

Note: This came in through the e-mail so we are not sure if it is true or not, but it makes for an interesting argument.


Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:


Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks quite a few martinis a day.


Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a great deal of whisky every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first.
No peeking!!!
Then, scroll down for the answer.



















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

and by the way, the answer to the abortion question—if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

[southpaw]

Guess Obama is candidate C.

[southpaw]

TAE there no mention of Obama freebasing in that comparison.

[The Ancient Enemy]

haha. I dont care what he did. Or McCain. Or anyone in this retarded election.

[southpaw]

I agree go and vote third party...Nader, Barr, or Paul

[deliverance]

or O BAM A.

[The Ancient Enemy]

I already voted for Southpaw. I wrote "Southpaw" on the ballot, I hope they know who I meant.

[RidgeDad]

I thought is was funny TAE. Kind of cherry picking between McCain/Palin. I did not know that being a "brilliant community organizer" was such a high qualification and ACORN what a fraud. Check out what I found below. Most of you have probably seen it before.

Character and Leadership

Note: This came in through the e-mail so we are not sure if it is true or not, but it makes for an interesting argument.


Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:


Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks quite a few martinis a day.


Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a great deal of whisky every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.


Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first.
No peeking!!!
Then, scroll down for the answer.



















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

and by the way, the answer to the abortion question—if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Interesting, but apparently it's not 100% accurate. The points still remains however. http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/ ... nabort.htm