Political humor
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CRLionDawg
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You will see Jeb Bush start to position himself for a run in 08.
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Re: Political humor
I really hope you're right, but I don't think he will. Just a gut feeling. Besides, I'd hate to see foggy get arrested, right foggy?
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Re: Political humor
I love it
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Re: Political humor
That's pretty good.
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Re: Political humor
Hu's On First
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Source: James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Source: James Sherman
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Re: Political humor
Pretty good OAR :lol:
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Pale Rider
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Re: Political humor
Not bad, but Abbott and Costello are turning over in their graves. LOL Heyyy, Abbotttt!
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count2infinity
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B-E-A-UTIFUL!!! I love it OAR
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Re: Political humor
I have to give credit for this one to EagleAlum:
Hillary's first night as President
Year 2008
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her 1st night in the White House. She has waited so long.......Sometime in the night the ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie".
"Ouch! " Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
Later, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears to her.......
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people".
"Ohhhh, I really don't want to do that."
Still later, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.......
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theatre!"
Hillary's first night as President
Year 2008
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her 1st night in the White House. She has waited so long.......Sometime in the night the ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie".
"Ouch! " Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
Later, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears to her.......
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people".
"Ohhhh, I really don't want to do that."
Still later, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.......
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theatre!"
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Pale Rider
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Re: Political humor
Man, I would have thought the Libs would be all over this one!!!
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