Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?

[The Ancient Enemy]

Swine Flu? Just go get an oinkment.

[sportsfan68]

This could cause some big upsets in the playoffs or even some forfeits.

[El-Moldo]

Stomach upsets???? Not to mention the runs.

[Manfred]

Mary had a little pig; She kept him fat and plastered. When the price of pork went up, she shot the little bas####.

[underdog1]

Swine Flu? Just go get an oinkment.

Hahahahahaha, thats awesome.

[Manfred]

If you came down with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known a couple years ago as the "avian flu", You could go to a medical facility to get a "tweetment".

[underdog1]

If you came down with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known a couple years ago as the "avian flu", You could go to a medical facility to get a "tweetment".

Hahahaha once again hilarious!

[Manfred]

Thank you. It's a tough crowd on here, and I get no respect. No respect at all. Why, when I recently met with the doctor that delivered me, he said, "I should have slapped your Mother". I tell ya, I don't get any respect at all. My Mother said I was a homely child. She had to tie a bone around my neck to get the DOG to play with me. No respect at all.

[El-Moldo]

A friend of mind went to the doctor's. When the doctor asked what was wrong, he said, "My limbs feel funny, my roots ache, and I'm shaking like a leaf". The doctor replied, "You don't need a doctor, you need a tree surgeon. Come back in the morning and I'll prune you".

[grandhooper]

Top 3 movies to see if you are home sick with the swine flu

3. Swinedler's List

2. In Ham's Way

and finally.....

1. Pig Trouble in Little Mexico