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Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 12:39 am
by The Ancient Enemy
Swine Flu? Just go get an oinkment.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 7:27 pm
by sportsfan68
This could cause some big upsets in the playoffs or even some forfeits.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 8:15 pm
by El-Moldo
Stomach upsets???? Not to mention the runs.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 8:18 pm
by Manfred
Mary had a little pig; She kept him fat and plastered. When the price of pork went up, she shot the little bas####.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 8:34 pm
by underdog1
The Ancient Enemy wrote:Swine Flu? Just go get an oinkment.
Hahahahahaha, thats awesome.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 8:45 pm
by Manfred
If you came down with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known a couple years ago as the "avian flu", You could go to a medical facility to get a "tweetment".
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 9:07 pm
by underdog1
Manfred wrote:If you came down with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known a couple years ago as the "avian flu", You could go to a medical facility to get a "tweetment".
Hahahaha once again hilarious!
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 26th, 2009, 8:13 pm
by Manfred
Thank you. It's a tough crowd on here, and I get no respect. No respect at all. Why, when I recently met with the doctor that delivered me, he said, "I should have slapped your Mother". I tell ya, I don't get any respect at all. My Mother said I was a homely child. She had to tie a bone around my neck to get the DOG to play with me. No respect at all.
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 26th, 2009, 9:09 pm
by El-Moldo
A friend of mind went to the doctor's. When the doctor asked what was wrong, he said, "My limbs feel funny, my roots ache, and I'm shaking like a leaf". The doctor replied, "You don't need a doctor, you need a tree surgeon. Come back in the morning and I'll prune you".
Re: Has any team in the area been hit hard w/ the flu?
Posted: October 26th, 2009, 9:40 pm
by grandhooper
Top 3 movies to see if you are home sick with the swine flu
3. Swinedler's List
2. In Ham's Way
and finally.....
1. Pig Trouble in Little Mexico