Guru's LHAC Week 6 Review
Posted: October 3rd, 2014, 11:20 am
[center]Friday's Games[/center]
This week the University of Bishop Carroll Catholic Foreign Exchange School Huskies play the public school Panthers from Calandraville. If BC picks up where they left off, in the third quarter last week versus CC, UBC will finally get into the win column. If UBC is still banged up this may be another tough one for UBC. Since the game is in the mud puddles and 8" Zoysiagrass at PC it will slow down Woo and the speedy Huskies ground game. IF the Panthers happen to score vs the stingy UBC defense and they kick off to Woo... Look out because he has more moves and speed than anyone in Calandraville has seen in years.
PC 22
BC 20
The Sinners from the County Seat face the Kilts from parts unknown. This could be a great game in Hastings as the Kilts strong running game will be dialed up for this contest. However, with 6'3" 270lb, "Will The Thrill" calling the signals for the Sinners the kilts will have no idea what to expect. Will he throw for 300? Will he run for 200? Will he do a lot of both? Look for a close game into the 3rd quarter and for the Sinners to win by 16. Where there is a Will there is a Win.
Red Devils 24
Kilts 12
The Trojans haven't been the same since they lost their stud TB and The Richland Brandons are gaining steam. On paper the Trojans should win but this isn't being played in the cafeteria and this isn't Paper Football.
Johnstown 24
Richland 37
[center]Saturday Games[/center]
This game should be a forfeit. The Eagles are the class of the LHAC public school teams. Somerset is better at every single position. The running clock should be starting at the opening kickoff, but since it won't be I'll take the Eagles in a landslide on Menoher Blvd.
Somerset Golden Eagles 99
Westmont Hilltoppers 2
Finally, my favorite team the Bedford Bison travel to John P. Murtha's Pointless $tadium to face the University of Bishop McCort Catholic School Crushers... what are they crushing, grapes??? Nothing!!! Look for the Bison to be on their bus and headed home by 9:15pm after they open up a 55 Gallon Drum of whoop a** on the hapless Crushees.
Bison 34
Crushees 15
[center]UPSET Special of the Century[/center]
The University of Bishop Guilfoyle Catholic School Marauders will be playing in 7" of Bermuda grass and mud, at least we hope it is only mud, in Baileytown this evening. "The Don" has about 300 more wins than Guilfoyle has in its school history. For the past 37 years FH plays like a fine wine... they get better with age. Compounding UBG's predicament will be: the lack of parking for the ritzy UBG tailgaters, they haven't been in a game all year and I hear that FH gets their undisputed leader Donahue back for tonight's contest. That kid is a stud and he has been chomping at the bit for the past 4 weeks! He will keep the Rangers on track, Blough will run North and South. IF this game is close at the half look for the Rangers to knock all of the luster off of that week #10 UBG/Somerset game tonight as "The Don" gets win 1,217.
UBG 28
Forest Hills Dons 29
This week the University of Bishop Carroll Catholic Foreign Exchange School Huskies play the public school Panthers from Calandraville. If BC picks up where they left off, in the third quarter last week versus CC, UBC will finally get into the win column. If UBC is still banged up this may be another tough one for UBC. Since the game is in the mud puddles and 8" Zoysiagrass at PC it will slow down Woo and the speedy Huskies ground game. IF the Panthers happen to score vs the stingy UBC defense and they kick off to Woo... Look out because he has more moves and speed than anyone in Calandraville has seen in years.
PC 22
BC 20
The Sinners from the County Seat face the Kilts from parts unknown. This could be a great game in Hastings as the Kilts strong running game will be dialed up for this contest. However, with 6'3" 270lb, "Will The Thrill" calling the signals for the Sinners the kilts will have no idea what to expect. Will he throw for 300? Will he run for 200? Will he do a lot of both? Look for a close game into the 3rd quarter and for the Sinners to win by 16. Where there is a Will there is a Win.
Red Devils 24
Kilts 12
The Trojans haven't been the same since they lost their stud TB and The Richland Brandons are gaining steam. On paper the Trojans should win but this isn't being played in the cafeteria and this isn't Paper Football.
Johnstown 24
Richland 37
[center]Saturday Games[/center]
This game should be a forfeit. The Eagles are the class of the LHAC public school teams. Somerset is better at every single position. The running clock should be starting at the opening kickoff, but since it won't be I'll take the Eagles in a landslide on Menoher Blvd.
Somerset Golden Eagles 99
Westmont Hilltoppers 2
Finally, my favorite team the Bedford Bison travel to John P. Murtha's Pointless $tadium to face the University of Bishop McCort Catholic School Crushers... what are they crushing, grapes??? Nothing!!! Look for the Bison to be on their bus and headed home by 9:15pm after they open up a 55 Gallon Drum of whoop a** on the hapless Crushees.
Bison 34
Crushees 15
[center]UPSET Special of the Century[/center]
The University of Bishop Guilfoyle Catholic School Marauders will be playing in 7" of Bermuda grass and mud, at least we hope it is only mud, in Baileytown this evening. "The Don" has about 300 more wins than Guilfoyle has in its school history. For the past 37 years FH plays like a fine wine... they get better with age. Compounding UBG's predicament will be: the lack of parking for the ritzy UBG tailgaters, they haven't been in a game all year and I hear that FH gets their undisputed leader Donahue back for tonight's contest. That kid is a stud and he has been chomping at the bit for the past 4 weeks! He will keep the Rangers on track, Blough will run North and South. IF this game is close at the half look for the Rangers to knock all of the luster off of that week #10 UBG/Somerset game tonight as "The Don" gets win 1,217.
UBG 28
Forest Hills Dons 29