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The most important phrases in Spanish (ie the only one's I can remember, even after four years of the class)

Donde esta el bano?

and

Donde esta la cervesa?

the poem is the only spanish i know. I took 1 year of german and can actually have conversations in that language. I just know spanish is the most boring thing ever in school and i just pray for days when we sit and talk while she plays on her computer.

I know my numbers up to 10 in spanish!!! HAHA I only took one year of it and one year of german!!

And cap'n...us soccer players dont need weapons...we'd much rather use our fist!

I've never seen a fight between 2 soccer teams. I've never seen an all out brawl between 2 soccer players. I've seen plenty of fights between fans and they're pitching rocks, bottles and whatever else they can get their hands on.

watch them south americans or africans they go at it pretty harsh!!

An actual war broke out between two countries due to the result of a soccer match. Talk about people taking their sport seriously.

thats about as stupid as VH1 giving a "Gay Hero" award. It sounds crazy but stuff like that actually happens. For example: the guy who interfered with a foul ball in the cubs/marlins championship game this past fall. He had to have a police escort out of the stadium with different clothes and had all kinds of death threats. He couldnt even go back to his job.

the World Cup a few years back, a Columbian defender scored on his own net and Columbia was knocked outta the tournament as a result...when he got home his car exploded to dust as he started it

at a legion baseball game last summer against con twp i had a bad outting in the first inning and when i came back to the dugout a tore the legs and arms off our rally monkey. What is the world coming to these days.