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...actually pretty common among UPS fans; you don't recall:The Ancient Enemy wrote:SFB alert???? What the heck is that
vman wrote:SFB SFB SFBThe Ancient Enemy wrote:
Here's a list of kids who had PSU offers pulled, that eventually went to pitt, even though they wanted to attend Penn State:
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- Larry Fitzgerald
- Lesean McCoy
- Dan Mason (never had an offer, it was not academic related)
- Todd Thomas
Sometimes I struggle to determine if someone is being facetious or funny?? If you seriously believe this is true you have OD'd on the Blue & White Kool Aid!
Now, as most are aware, I have identified a recently classified Disorder known as (PETJ ).....Prolonged Exposure to Joe Pa......fortunately there is Prolonged Exposure Therapy for Post Traumatic Stress Disorders & PETJ..... Vman can arrange some imaginal exposure (also called revisiting the trauma memory in imagination) which is repeated recounting of the traumatic memory...in this case one is forced to watch reruns of Joe Pa pressers until 5:45 a.m. w/ eye lids pried open by toothpicks! If one persists in repetition of terms like "that's a good ball club" or "I don't know" or "they have that number (whatever)" the only alternatives are pharmacological treatments or hospitalization! And if patient demonstrates rolling up pant legs, wearing white socks & inexplicably sprinting towards the latrine a 30 day in-patient commitment is mandatory!!
But what we have here is a bit more serious......we know that psychotherapy teaches the client to be honest.......Individuals suffering from “psychological disorders” or deep-rooted “personality disorders,” often come from confusing, manipulative, dishonest, or even violent families in childhood; Being honest with ones feelings is a difficult, even terrifying process for these people. But there is a silver lining: If the patient is willing to face up to their hidden secrets they will discover the unconscious reason for many of their feelings, and therefore obtain self-understanding and relief. In this case one actually believes the Rubbish permeating out of State College???? This deadly Disorder is referred to as SFB...... or $hI+ For Brains! When suffering SFB, originating from Happy Valley, the prognosis is not good folks...... eventually victims develop psychotic features & may deteriorate to schizophrenia!! I know from personal friendships, several young men & woman (@ the impressionable age of 18) who matriculated from various hoods of Central & Western Pa. to Nitwit Land! The metamorphosis into SFB was astounding....... alteration or degeneration begins within the first weeks!!
This transformation is remarkable...visual evidence you say? Well here is one of my 19 yr old nephews last fall as he headed to UPS for his first semester:
Now this was taken over the Holidays & he clearly incurred SFB:
