Taran Buie 61st in Rivals 150

[The Ancient Enemy]

As a famous sports journalist, I have the ability to interview kids in the Rivals basketball rankings. I just swapped texts with my boy Epps, who had a strange quote: "I have a tremendous affinity for Slippery Rock's basketball program. I was not offered a scholarship by them, but playing for Pitt will undoubtably put me in the second round of the NCAA tourney, where me and my Panther teammates will send Slippery Rock one step closer to winning the national championship in 2010. The great thing about playing for Jaime Dixon is that you are guaranteed to be done quickly so there's more time to prepare for the NBA draft."

Donte Taylor said something similar: "When Penn State saw my grades, they laughed in my face and literally burned the scholarship in a garbage can in front of me while high-fiving eachother. My decision came down to the two schools that offered me, Pitt and the Hiriam G. Andrews Center. I am committed to Pitt, but Hiriam will teach me to get better at finger painting, and the cafeteria staff can really make a toasted cheese sandwich. Both schools have similar entrance requirements, but Hiriam told me they are holding back until I get a 250 on my SATs."

[westmonster]

All I have to say is 4 in the top 120 for Pitt.
And look at the quality of to be RS Freshmen power foward Dwight Miller and point guard Travon Woodall, this should be a great class of rookie players for the Panthers. Woodall was ahead of Gibbs and Wannamaker on the depth chart and competing with Dixon for a starting spot before his injury.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Hey westmonster, you oughta be pretty familiar with Hirain G. Andrews. Do they let you use the net yourself or is someone helping you?

[westmonster]

I'm pretty sure Penn State's basketball program would've taken DAnte Taylor even if he didn't pass a high school class. Hell, you guys can't even spell his name right.

[The Ancient Enemy]

2 things:

1. Yell at Moldo

and

2. Learn HTML

[westmonster]

To be a PSU basketball player you just have to promise that you are ok with not making the tournament and will not masturbate in the library.

[The Ancient Enemy]

To become a student at Hiriam G. Andrews you must first be mentally retarded and also be a Pitt fan. It is rare the two are seperate, Andrews center employees admitted in an interview I conducted for Sports Illustrated.

[westmonster]

At least if us Pitt fans would do everything our players do we would get an education, even if it is Hiriam G. All you PSU fans would end up in jail.

[abpk2903]

At least if us Pitt fans would do everything our players do we would get an education, even if it is Hiriam G. All you PSU fans would end up in jail.

GOOD ONE!