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Hey, I first saw this news story on espn.com. I'm sure sports fans all over the country read the story. What does this do for the Penn State image??? It's like Joepa $hitting his pants during the Ohio State game several years ago. It's like Penn State players picking up trash Sunday mornings in Beaver Stadium as a form of punishment. It's one of those stories that others schools make fun of.

In a related news story, a local high school student was caught red-handed generously distributing toilet paper throughout the yard of a Bellefonte resident. You will be pleased to learn that we have him on display in the stocks on the diamond in downtown Bellefonte, plan to tar and feather him during the harvest festival this weekend, will declare him permanently ineligible to participate in athletics and will most certainly treat him with scorn and derision for the rest of his natural life.

Rumor is that's why Maryland players didn't shake PSU players hands,they didn't want to get egg on theirselves.