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Next challenge Coach, figure out the score of Pitt vs. St. Francis.

Coach, shouldn't you be cooking up a ROSEBUD for your next opponent, instead of googling how Pitt is the worst collegiate team in the history of PA?

You can thank me for the 'Bud.

Oh yeah, and PSU should be worrying about their next 1-AA opponent: EASTERN ILLINOIS. The great thing is, Eastern Illini is probably as good as or better than the real Illini...But hey, who cares, there will be 110k in the Erector Set and the game will be televised, so that's all that matters, right?

By the way, as a PSU fan, you HAVE to be concerned with how detached and disinterested JokePa looks on the sideline during PSU games. No headphones, no communication with assistants or players, NOTHING. I seriously think the old man has some early symptoms of Alzheimers. He needs to retire on disability...or if the AD and President try to force him to resign again, I'll gladly defend his EEOC/ADA lawsuit that he's being dismissed because of age or his disability. No wait, Spanier and Curley already tried to walk over to the PaTURDo residence to try to get JOKE's resignation to no avail. JOKE actually threw them out of his house. I'm certain that JOKESTER has already threatened an EEOC or ADA lawsuit already, so they'll stay away and not interrupt his dinner with SuePa. Good stuff.

I see Big Red on the sidelines coaching his butt off, and JokePa just standing there in a fog. On the other hand, maybe it's better that way.

I say, back to the "Weekend at Bernie's" reruns, just like last year, when the team used to just carry JokePA from game to game and stand him up against a wall in the press box. Heck, the PSU staff should just place one of those CARDBOARD CUTOUTS of the Jokester in the press box or sidelines. I doubt if anyone would notice the difference. That way, Joke could just stay home and "donate money" to the library.

I think Directional Illini should request a home-away series with PSU and play the game at Soldier Field...

WT