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voncap,

GREAT line...

How about the line where Brad Hamilton says to the man complaining about his breakfast being undercooked:

"That sign says 100% guaranteed breakfast...so just reach into the register and give me my $2.59 back, YOU MORON!"

"Sir, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your butt!!!!!"

Another good line!

WT

"Thank you, Chuck Norris"
-Dodgeball

"Why dont you stick your head out of the door and see if hes gone?"
--Jason X

Don- "Hey Napoleon what did you do all last summer again?"
Napoleon- "I told you I spent it with my uncle in alaska hunting wolverines"
Don- "Did you shoot any?"
Napoleon- "Yes like 50 of 'em. They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
Don- "What kind of gun did you use?"
Napoleon- "A freakin 12 gage what do you think?

And

Kid- "Napoleon gimme some of your tots."
Napoleon- "No go find your own."
Kid- "Common gimme some of your tots."
Napoleon- "I'm frickin starvin I didn't get to eat anything today!"
(Kid kicks his pocket of tater tots)
Napoleon- "Ugh gaaaah. Gross frickin idiot!"

Napoleon Dynaite... GREAT movie