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Recently, a kid in 8th grade committed to Kentucky to play basketball. This prompted me and Deliverance to commit to Utah State in 2046 to play football. The way I see it, since I run a very reputable recruiting website, I figure me and Deliverance are 5-star athletes. This gives me 38 years to get in shape. Is anyone else a bad-enough dude to commit to Utah State?


MOUNTAIN WEST (2046) (May 2008 UPDATE)
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UTAH STATE:
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TAE: 5-star ATH


HAM: 2-star FB


DELIVERANCE: 5-star ATH


COUNT2INFINITY: 5-star S


WALTER: 5-star WB

I found the paper work that my parents committed me to utah state when i was born for the year 2045... i guess i could hold off a year and join you guys. GO AGGIES!!!

I would have to think Coach would be a 5-star lineman along with Sneakers. Head Roadie could be our Offensive Coordinator.

I'll be a 2 star full back.

Dibs on waterboy

You guys made me feel happier than that poor crippled boy in Teddy Bear' by Red Sovine.

When I was a sophore in high school in 1968, I declared myself eligible for the NBA draft, does this mean I am ineligible to play football for Utah State in 2046? For the record, I did not sign with an agent.

Here's what I found on a reputable website. Make sure you read the fine print.

Under State of Utah Professional Basketball Draft Ammendum of 1967, all high school athletes who declare themselves footbally eligible at a date no shorter than 70 years in the future, are eligible to participate in university football, even though a professional basketball draft application was issued, received, processed, and accepted, but an agent was not acquired. Should an agent have been acquired, participant becomes footbally ineligible for all seasons starting in 1968 through 2183. At which time this board will review ammendum and state constitution, making any necessary changes and ordering a bunch of food on taxpayer money. Also included in this ammendum is a requirement that all women aged 18-40 subject themselves to this board at any time of board privilage execution. Also tacos are to be delivered at 11 am on each saturday following a full moon or leap year. If no full moon or leap year, enchiladas and/or nachos are to be delivered instead. In addition: money paid by customers in purchase of lottery tickets is hereby seized and will be used to build a supercollider that can create miniature atomic explosions in the stomachs of our enemies. Definition of "enemy" will be determined by "best judgement" of future board members.

I might opt out of my waterboy postion to enter the NBA early entry draft....

http://www.draftfeinstein.com/process.php