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Cory James, 1-star OT from some town you never heard of, committed to Pitt today. Experts* who have analyzed this decision have decided James, even at 1-star, is very overrated. He makes up the 1st and only kid Pitt will have committed in the 2009 class.


*Special Note: "Experts" may or may not be a title given to a plural version of myself, who does not claim to have ever seen James play.

According to Rivals.com, James is ranked 18th in their PA Top 50 2009 recruits. He is ranked above Mark Arcidiacono who is also an offensive lineman committed to Penn State. Guess there's only 17 recruits BETTER in Pa. than he is, right?

Overrated, I tells ya!!!!

Is that your Popeye impersonation?

Just saw this on a reputable website. I couldn't get the whole article because I'm not a member.

"Cory James has committed to Pitt, leaving of trail of NO ONE crying over losing out on his recruiting sweepstakes. James hails from Stoneboro, PA, a town with a population of 17, that cannot be found on any maps made after 1961. James, who is very overrated, did not have an offer from Penn State. He did however have 3 other scholarship offers: IUP-Punxatawney, Lancaster School of Fake Amish Woodworking, and Stony Creek GED Night School. James plans on majoring in fake Amish woodworking at Pitt,"

And after graduation he will be commissioned to make a fake Amish outhouse to be put near the home sideline at Beaver Stadium just in case JoePa gets that certain erge before halftime.

Did you mean "urge"?

So anyone know where Stoneboro is, or did Pitt invent a town and player so that everyone wouldn't make fun of them for not having any commits yet?