I was out of town...Could someone fill me in on PSU/Iowa?
Posted: November 10th, 2008, 9:26 am
I was busy this weekend and wasn't able to catch the PSU/Iowa game. What was the final score? If I recall correctly, the last time these two teams met, Iowa hit a 3 run homer in the bottom of the 9th to pull it out, 6-4!!!! That won't happen with the Big Unit Darryl Clark on the mound, he can just pitch around the middle of Iowa's batting order.
I can't imagine PSU actually lost the game. I'm sure they won by at least 3 TDs and that Joe "Weekend at Bernies" Paterno was placed in the press box by Big Red, The Prodigal Boy Wonder, and Galen the Cheatahhh, controlling the incredible PSU offensive machine known as the "Double Secret FLUX CAPACITATOR/X-Box 360."
After all, there's no way PSU could've lost to Iowa, a team beaten by an absolutely horrendous PITT team. Pitt stinks because they lost to Bowling Green and gave up 54 to Rutgers. Wait, though, Pitt had Shady McCoy on the hill that day and he was throwing gas.
Oh well, Pitt will be going bowling, probably to that one Bowl about being a Humanitarian or Vegetarian where it snows and where the blue turf gives me motion sickness when I look at my TV screen.
I was thinking, I hope that the NitWit staff didn't leave Joe in the Iowa Press Box...He has to get back to the office (in his house) today...
I also can't imagine that PSU's QB didn't have a career day against that sssssssssllllllloooowwwwwwww Iowa defense. As TAE and other Nitters have said, "PSU does a great job developing QBs" (especially JAYPA), like that potential All-American Darryl Clark. I'm sure he must've had 30 completions and 300+ yards...
I also have to believe that Anthony Sciorotto dominated the game. The guy has played flawlessly and is like glue on receivers...He hasn't had a pass interference penalty all year. The guy is way to smart to ldo anything stupid, like leveling/tackling a receiver 2 seconds before the ball gets there on a 3rd and a mile play. I mean, the dude is a flat out bully and can kick undergrads in the head and only sit for a series in the Coastal Carolina game. He's a genius. I have got to believe that he's a late first/early 2nd round pick. Bet the Nitters are glad he BEAT THE RAP and is playing for them and not in jail!
Did PSU jump over Texas Tech in the BCS standings? I see the Nits matched up against Florida in the title game. All they have to do now is get by a tough Indiana team and beat MSU at home.
Any reports? Could someone fill me in?
WT
I can't imagine PSU actually lost the game. I'm sure they won by at least 3 TDs and that Joe "Weekend at Bernies" Paterno was placed in the press box by Big Red, The Prodigal Boy Wonder, and Galen the Cheatahhh, controlling the incredible PSU offensive machine known as the "Double Secret FLUX CAPACITATOR/X-Box 360."
After all, there's no way PSU could've lost to Iowa, a team beaten by an absolutely horrendous PITT team. Pitt stinks because they lost to Bowling Green and gave up 54 to Rutgers. Wait, though, Pitt had Shady McCoy on the hill that day and he was throwing gas.
Oh well, Pitt will be going bowling, probably to that one Bowl about being a Humanitarian or Vegetarian where it snows and where the blue turf gives me motion sickness when I look at my TV screen.
I was thinking, I hope that the NitWit staff didn't leave Joe in the Iowa Press Box...He has to get back to the office (in his house) today...
I also can't imagine that PSU's QB didn't have a career day against that sssssssssllllllloooowwwwwwww Iowa defense. As TAE and other Nitters have said, "PSU does a great job developing QBs" (especially JAYPA), like that potential All-American Darryl Clark. I'm sure he must've had 30 completions and 300+ yards...
I also have to believe that Anthony Sciorotto dominated the game. The guy has played flawlessly and is like glue on receivers...He hasn't had a pass interference penalty all year. The guy is way to smart to ldo anything stupid, like leveling/tackling a receiver 2 seconds before the ball gets there on a 3rd and a mile play. I mean, the dude is a flat out bully and can kick undergrads in the head and only sit for a series in the Coastal Carolina game. He's a genius. I have got to believe that he's a late first/early 2nd round pick. Bet the Nitters are glad he BEAT THE RAP and is playing for them and not in jail!
Did PSU jump over Texas Tech in the BCS standings? I see the Nits matched up against Florida in the title game. All they have to do now is get by a tough Indiana team and beat MSU at home.
Any reports? Could someone fill me in?
WT