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Now this is HILARIOUS...

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08337/932100-143.stm

His name is even more funny...

James SHEEP...Couldn't be a better name for someone living in (Cr)Happy Valley...

Even the mascot can't stay off the police blotter in NitWit Valley...SInce he's been arrested, I'm sure he'll "play" in the Rose Bowl...

Here is the GREATEST thing...Read the article below...It seems that the FOOTBALL COACHING STAFF will determine whether or not the mascot gets to go to the Rose Bowl! I smell some more "Depth Chart Justice"...or should I say "BARNYARD JUSTICE!" I'm sure PSU will sacrifice a sheep or a lion for the good of the team, right?

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/n ... &type=lgns


Baa!!!!!!!!


By the way...any predictions who will be #65 on the PSU arrest list from the past several years??? #43 is my favorite...

1. Maurice Humphrey, Arrest, Assault & Prison - Guilty
2. Maurice Humphrey - Probation Violation - Guilty
3. Maurice Humphrey - Fake ID Probation Violation - Guilty
4. Tyler Reed - Drunk in Public Summary Charge - Guilty
5. Andrew Richardson - Drunk in Public Summary Charge - Guilty
6. Rashard Casey - Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
7. Anwar Phillips - Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
8. T.C. Cosby - Arrest, Assault, - Acquitted
9. Michael Robinson - Ice-Rink Fight - Summary Charge
10. Lavon Chisley - Arrest, Sexual Assault, - Dismissed
11. Paul Jefferson - Drunk In Public Summary Charge - Guilty
12. Ed Johnson - Ice-rink fight Summary Charge - Guilty
13. Matthew Rice - Ice-rink fight - Summary Charge - Guilty
14. John Bronson, Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
15. Jeremy Kapinos - Drunk in public - Summary Charge
16. Tom McHugh - Hitting a woman - Summary Charge
17. Tony Johnson - Arrest, DUI - Guilty
18. Richard Cheek - Arrest, Stolen Credit Card - Guilty
19. Yaacov Isreal - DUI, - Guilty
20. Dan Drogan - DUI Leaving Accident, - Guilty
21. Dethrell Garcia - DUI, - Guilty
22. Scott Paxson - Criminal Mischief, Summary Charge - Guilty
23. E.Z. Smith - Drunk in public - Summary Charge - Guilty
24. R.J. Luke - Arrest Assault, - Acquitted
25. Damone Jones - Unknown Charges - Dismissed From School
26. Mike Sothern - Terroristic Disorderly Criminal Mischief - Guilty
27. Mike Sothern - Criminal Mischief Expelled - Guilty
28. EZ Smith - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
29. Scott Paxson - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
30. Tyler Reed - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
31. Andrew Richardson - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
32. Ed Johnson - Sexual Misconduct Arrest - Guilty
34. Dan Connor - Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge - Guilty
35. Nolan MCready - Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge - Guilty
36. Jim Kanuch - Criminal Mischief Summary Phone Charge - Guilty
37. Paul Cronin - Drunk In Public Summary Charge - Guilty
38. Scott Paxson - Sexual Assault & Aggravated Indecent Charge - Guilty
39. Francis Claude - Arrest At Bar Disorderly Conduct - Guilty
40. Ed Johnson - Failed Drug Test Condition of Parole - Guilty
41. Lavon Chisley - Murder Charge - Guilty Life Sentence
42. Anthony P. Scirrotto - Burglary, criminal trespass, criminal solicitation, simple assault, harassment. - Guilty
43. Joe Paterno - Public defecation - no charges
44. Chris I. Baker - Burglary, criminal trespass criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment.- Guilty
45. Jerome A. Hayes - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. - Dismissed
46. Justin King - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. - Dismissed
47. Tyrell A. Sales - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment - Dismissed
48. Lydell R. Sargeant - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment - Dismissed
49. Andrew Quarless - Underage Drinking - Guilty
50. Willie Harriot - Underage Drinking - Guilty
51. Austin Scott - Rape, Drugs - Charges dropped
52. Joe Suhey - Underage Drinking - Guilty
53. Ryan Breen - Underage Drinking - Guilty,
54. Joe Paterno - Road Rage - No Charges
55. Chris Baker - Felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, - Pending.
56. Navarro Bowman - Felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, - Guilty
57. Knowledge Timmons - Disorderly conduct and defiant trespass - Guilty
58. Tyrell Sales ? Disorderly conduct and criminal tresspass - Pending
59. Chris Bell - Terroristic threats, assault, recklessly endangering another person, disorderly conduct andharassment - pending
60. Gerald Smith - felony drug charges - pending
61. Phil Taylor - disorderly conduct - Guilty
62. MauriceEvans - Drug possession - pending
63. Abe Koroma - Drug possession - pending
64. James D Sheep (Team Mascot) - DUI

Mug Shot of Sheep when arrested by UPS Poice:

Sheep Update:

In effort to avoid further charges Sheep has gone incognito & convinced his entire flock to paint each other red in effort to dupe local authorities:

The student in the mascot suit receives a scholarship, but Rushton said he did not know how much it was worth. In addition to football games, the mascot attends several hundred events a year and must maintain a 3.0 grade point average.

700 events a year, with a 3.0 GPA? No wonder that guys been drinking, hes probably stressed out as all hell.

It says SEVERAL hundered events a year; not SEVEN hundred...If I had a full scholarship being the NitLion, I'd gladly show up at the Logan Valley Mall and the Arts Festival and a few school assemblies and pose for some pics...

I still cannot stop LOL @ his last name being "SHEEP"...I saw that and thought that it HAD to be a hoax...

WPIAL, you never know maybe he lied to the police. I mean Plaxico Burress claimed his name was Harris Smith the other day. His real name is more likely James Sheep Shagger.

Officer Ron Mexico made the arrest.