CALLING ALL CARS
Posted: January 5th, 2009, 4:46 pm
Joe Paterno's Glasses Stolen/You can See Into the Future With Those things
By Alison Go
January 05, 2009 02:48 PM ET
Perhaps it was the shame after USC's 38-to-24 drumming of Penn State in the Rose Bowl, but someone stole the "Coke-bottle glasses" off a Joe Paterno statue on the east side of Penn State's Beaver Stadium some time between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday, the Daily Collegian reports. Police have no estimate of the value of the stolen item and have made no arrests. They have, however, roundel up several individuals: UPS police first questioned likely suspect Vman but he obviously was not the man :
They then apprehended Osama bin Laden:
He was released after questioning!
Then interrogated was this character:
UPS police determined he was too stupid to pull off the heist!
5 guys named Mo really confused the UPS force:
HENCE THE CASE REMAINS OPEN!!
By Alison Go
January 05, 2009 02:48 PM ET
Perhaps it was the shame after USC's 38-to-24 drumming of Penn State in the Rose Bowl, but someone stole the "Coke-bottle glasses" off a Joe Paterno statue on the east side of Penn State's Beaver Stadium some time between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday, the Daily Collegian reports. Police have no estimate of the value of the stolen item and have made no arrests. They have, however, roundel up several individuals: UPS police first questioned likely suspect Vman but he obviously was not the man :
They then apprehended Osama bin Laden:
He was released after questioning!
Then interrogated was this character:
UPS police determined he was too stupid to pull off the heist!
5 guys named Mo really confused the UPS force:
HENCE THE CASE REMAINS OPEN!!
