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That was some white out at PSU tonight...Too bad for the blind Nitters that it looked a lot more like a BROWN OUT to me. Old Poopy Pants gets out schemed, out coached, and outclassed yet again by a far less talented Iowa team and by a much more knowledgeable coach (Ferentz is now 7-2 vs. JOKEpa), this time in the erector set. But, hey, take heart Nit Witfans: you had 110k in the house and the game was on ESPN, right?

That was some legendary display by DClark, it will definitely go down in NitWit lore. He was Iowa's MVP tonight. The best part was the 79 yard busted play to open the game only made the puke smell a tad bit better in a putrid display of offense. I just might take Bill Stull's performance in the OSU bowl game last year over Darryl's turd AT HOME against a far less talented, insuperior team tonight.

Face it: PENN STATE IS NO BETTER THAN PITT AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON. I know that's extremely tough to swallow, but it's true and only the most blind of Nitters cannot see or understand that.

Now, go get some sleep...Wait a minute, I know that you NitWits won't sleep tonight...You'll be up crying all night about the officiating, the weather, the play calling, etc.

I love analogies...I aced that part of my SAT and GRE...Here's a practice analogy for your NitWIts...

Iowa by 1 over Northern Iowa

Northern Iowa by 30 over St. Francis of PA

Iowa by 11 over PSU


The book says:

PSU 26
Red Flash 7

You Nitters have enough to worry about, let alone knowing how you compare to the Red Flash. Now, while you're waking up with panic attacks in a few hours and while Navorro's rolling another blunt, JokePA will be sleeping soundly, thinking about getting his picture in the alumni magazine with SuePa making that big library donation. How much money DOES he make anyway???

Hey, on the brightside: Looks like Royster will be staying in college after all.

As far as the pro's are concerned, he might just be the next Tony Hunt.

Hunt did pretty dang well for 2-3 seasons considering the atrocious lines he had in front of him.

As a student of history, it bothered me that JoePa wasn't wearing something on his head during the game. On February 14, 1891, William Tecumseh Sherman died. His old friend, Confederate General Joseph E. Johnston, who commanded the resistance to Sherman's army as he marched through Georgia, agreed to be a pallbearer at the funeral. It was a very cold, wet February day, and a friend of Johnston, fearing that he might become ill, asked him to put on his hat. Johnston's famous reply was, "If I were in his place and he were standing in mine, he would not put on his hat". Johnston contracted a serious cold and died of pneumonia on March 21, one month after the funeral. Next time, JoePa, wear a hat.