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Great news for Nitrey Rion fans!

This morning, Trey Lewis committed to play basketball for Penn State! YES!!! We finally outrecruited KENT STATE AND CLEVELAND STATE.

Then the news broke that Plan M defensive back Christon Gill is expecting an offer from... hold on... suspenseful...

NITREY RIONS!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NITREY RIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kyshoen Jarrett ship has sailed, so now we are turning to unranked DBs in Connecticut who do not even have a Scout.com profile. The kid has NO OFFERS. Hopefully we will be able to snag him before Holy Cross gets their hands on his film.

I am going to get on depression medication b/c of this freakin' recruiting "effort". I need my own Nitrey Rion helmet to keep me from beating my head against the wall.

Uhhh there he is:

Thanks, vman. That saved me from a concussion after THIS tidbit from this morning.

Hold on, folks, are you strapped in?

Make sure your seatbelt is fastened, this news will rock your world.

The Penn State Nitrey Rions have extended a scholarship offer to Tre Mason, RB in Florida. WOW!!! I bet he's the man!!!! Well... let's put it this way... Mason is the 54th ranked prospect. IN FLORIDA.

If I stick a potato in my muffler and sit in my car while the garage door is closed, how long will it take me to die?

Uhhh, not too long. Did you know that Carbon monoxide poisoning is the most common type of fatal poisoning in many countries. It is also commonly used as a method to commit suicide, usually by deliberately inhaling the exhaust fumes of a running car engine. But bet you didn't know that Carbon monoxide poisoning has also been implicated as the cause of apparent haunted houses. Symptoms such as delirium and hallucinations have led people suffering poisoning to think they have seen ghosts or to believe their house is haunted!

Your basic suicide/ghost buster Sunday tutorial folks!

Don't fret TAE ,the kid could be a sleeper 8)

A sleeper? Then again maybe he's just breathing too much CO. Open a window.

I love carbon monoxide!

You should see the spinsters in The Lions Den talking about Gill, comparing him to Pullium, saying he's a sleeper. No, jack***es, Pullium had offers and is legit. Gill is unranked and has zero offers. Not even close!

Mason is a fine prospect, my gripe is that the only reason we are chasing him is because he has ties to the Northeast. God forbid we recruit a solid prospect that grew up his whole life in Sarasota or Charlotte.