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CLYMER --

Reports surfacing today that Penns Manor has rejected an invitation to join Homer Center, Saltsburg, and Villanova as new Big East members. The school board voted 65-0 in favor of staying put. Jimbo Mannahey, Clymer resident and incest specialist, was quoted, "We ain't gon' go down there and waste time playin' teams we know we can beat. We got pride."

The Big East commissioner was red-faced at the rejection, but vows to continue adding schools that make no god**** geographical sense whatsoever. "We are committed to expanding the Big East brand into areas where it already exists," he was quoted.

Potential targets for future expansion include Robert Morris, Lemoyne, Duquesne, SW Connecticut State, and Carnegie Melon.

Penns Manor then agreed with a 10 year home and home with Penn state . They rockets needed some gimme games on the schedule

Comets or rockets?

I think Comets.

The Ancient Enemy wrote:CLYMER --

Reports surfacing today that Penns Manor has rejected an invitation to join Homer Center, Saltsburg, and Villanova as new Big East members. The school board voted 65-0 in favor of staying put. Jimbo Mannahey, Clymer resident and incest specialist, was quoted, "We ain't gon' go down there and waste time playin' teams we know we can beat. We got pride."

The Big East commissioner was red-faced at the rejection, but vows to continue adding schools that make no god**** geographical sense whatsoever. "We are committed to expanding the Big East brand into areas where it already exists," he was quoted.

Potential targets for future expansion include Robert Morris, Lemoyne, Duquesne, SW Connecticut State, and Carnegie Melon.

Pshhh, even we would win the Big East. :lol:

Movin on up in the College Pick 'em poll over on yahoo. Feels good to get out of the basement