CIA hires assassin
Posted: April 5th, 2004, 11:10 am
AFTER ALL THE BACKGROUND CHECKS, INTERVIEWS, AND TESTING WERE DONE,THERE
> WERE THREE FINALISTS. TWO MEN AND A WOMAN. FOR THE FINAL TEST, THE CIA
> AGENTS TOOK ONE OF THE MEN TO A LARGE METAL DOOR AND HANDED HIM A GUN.
>
>
>
> "WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS, NO MATTER WHAT THE
> CIRCUMSTANCES. INSIDE THIS ROOM, YOU WILL FIND YOUR WIFE SITTING IN A
> CHAIR. KILL HER!!!"
>
> THE MAN SAID, "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. I COULD NEVER SHOOT MY WIFE." THE
> AGENT SAID, "THEN YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT MAN FOR THIS JOB. TAKE YOUR WIFE
> AND GO HOME."
>
> THE SECOND MAN WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS. HE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT
> INTO THE ROOM. ALL WAS QUIET FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THEN THE MAN CAME OUT
> WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES."I TRIED, BUT I CAN'T KILL MY WIFE." THE AGENT
> SAID, "YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME."
>
>FINALLY, IT WAS THE WOMAN'S TURN. SHE WAS GIVEN THE INSTRUCTION TO KILL
> HER HUSBAND. SHE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM. SHOTS WERE HEARD,
> ONE SHOT AFTER ANOTHER. THEY HEARD SCREAMING, CRASHING, BANGING ON THE
> WALLS. AFTER A FEW MINUTES, ALL WAS QUIET. THE DOOR OPENED SLOWLY AND
> THERE STOOD THE WOMAN. SHE WIPED THE SWEAT FROM HER BROW.
>
> THIS GUN IS LOADED WITH BLANKS", SHE SAID. "I HAD TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH
> WITH THE CHAIR."
>
> MORAL: WOMEN ARE EVIL. DON'T MESS WITH THEM.
> WERE THREE FINALISTS. TWO MEN AND A WOMAN. FOR THE FINAL TEST, THE CIA
> AGENTS TOOK ONE OF THE MEN TO A LARGE METAL DOOR AND HANDED HIM A GUN.
>
>
>
> "WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS, NO MATTER WHAT THE
> CIRCUMSTANCES. INSIDE THIS ROOM, YOU WILL FIND YOUR WIFE SITTING IN A
> CHAIR. KILL HER!!!"
>
> THE MAN SAID, "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. I COULD NEVER SHOOT MY WIFE." THE
> AGENT SAID, "THEN YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT MAN FOR THIS JOB. TAKE YOUR WIFE
> AND GO HOME."
>
> THE SECOND MAN WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS. HE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT
> INTO THE ROOM. ALL WAS QUIET FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THEN THE MAN CAME OUT
> WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES."I TRIED, BUT I CAN'T KILL MY WIFE." THE AGENT
> SAID, "YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME."
>
>FINALLY, IT WAS THE WOMAN'S TURN. SHE WAS GIVEN THE INSTRUCTION TO KILL
> HER HUSBAND. SHE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM. SHOTS WERE HEARD,
> ONE SHOT AFTER ANOTHER. THEY HEARD SCREAMING, CRASHING, BANGING ON THE
> WALLS. AFTER A FEW MINUTES, ALL WAS QUIET. THE DOOR OPENED SLOWLY AND
> THERE STOOD THE WOMAN. SHE WIPED THE SWEAT FROM HER BROW.
>
> THIS GUN IS LOADED WITH BLANKS", SHE SAID. "I HAD TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH
> WITH THE CHAIR."
>
> MORAL: WOMEN ARE EVIL. DON'T MESS WITH THEM.