Conversation with a True Legend
Posted: January 21st, 2005, 3:40 pm
No, folks, we're not talking about WPIAL TITAN here, or Hollywood, or even some bum like Tyler Palko. We are talking about a true legend of the gridiron, Frederick, Maryland's favorite son, Zack Mills.

Not even The U could stop the unstoppable
Zack Mills has a long and great history as a Penn State quarterback. Not only is he tied for the school record of career TD's, he also completed a lengthy career of never getting sacked. Zack Mills is a physical monster who cannot be injured or tackled. He is a tackle-busting genetic freak that has injured over 25 opposing tacklers in each of his seasons at Penn State.
I was lucky enough to run into Zack Mills while I was home over Christmas break, and I totally forgot about it, and I don't even remember why I remembered it today. The conversation between myself and The Legend was short but life changing.
Setting: gas station
Place: somewhere in Maryland
Time: after midnight
Cast: Zack Mills legend of Earth, The Maestro, DeBiceps, Justin Cimba.
The Maestro: "Hey, man. I was one of the 100,000 people that boo'd Matt Seneca for ya."
Zack Mills: "Oh, haha, thanks, man. That guy was a chud."
The Maestro: "Hey do me a favor. When you play in that all-star game, kick somebody in the chest real hard."
Zack Mills: *polite head nod, took me serious, I left it at that, we departed*
That happened for real.

Not even The U could stop the unstoppable
Zack Mills has a long and great history as a Penn State quarterback. Not only is he tied for the school record of career TD's, he also completed a lengthy career of never getting sacked. Zack Mills is a physical monster who cannot be injured or tackled. He is a tackle-busting genetic freak that has injured over 25 opposing tacklers in each of his seasons at Penn State.
I was lucky enough to run into Zack Mills while I was home over Christmas break, and I totally forgot about it, and I don't even remember why I remembered it today. The conversation between myself and The Legend was short but life changing.
Setting: gas station
Place: somewhere in Maryland
Time: after midnight
Cast: Zack Mills legend of Earth, The Maestro, DeBiceps, Justin Cimba.
The Maestro: "Hey, man. I was one of the 100,000 people that boo'd Matt Seneca for ya."
Zack Mills: "Oh, haha, thanks, man. That guy was a chud."
The Maestro: "Hey do me a favor. When you play in that all-star game, kick somebody in the chest real hard."
Zack Mills: *polite head nod, took me serious, I left it at that, we departed*
That happened for real.