Any good jokes?

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » October 30th, 2003, 10:41 pm

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

He got pissed off.

4 · Post by 4 » October 31st, 2003, 10:50 pm

Dean I heard you were mackin the CC girls tonight. Get any digits?

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » October 31st, 2003, 11:16 pm

I got one's shirt. Then i came to find a big girl who i thought was a guy wearing my stampede shirt. There were some hot ones. They really do have a hatred for bedford so i didnt have as good of a vibe with them as i've had at other schools. I was talking to some girls on the curb and 4 stabbed me in the genitalia area with a plastic sword.

4 · Post by 4 » October 31st, 2003, 11:28 pm

It was a lightsaber!

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » November 3rd, 2003, 9:22 pm

What do you get when 4 has a soccer ball near a car?

a broken windshield

cerberusjw · Post by **cerberusjw** » November 15th, 2003, 2:23 pm

1 day after school, lil johny asked his teacher Miss. Johnson '' Miss Johnson, can i go home with u''? she says '' no lil johny u cant!'' ''I'll tell my daddy'' lil johny says. ( which by tha way, his father is the most richest loyer in tha state) She says ''ok c'mon''. When they arrive @ her house she says ''Im going to go & take a shower lil johny, u stay downstairs'' ''can I go with u please?'' lil johny replies. she says '' no u cant go lil johny''. ''Ill tell my daddy!'' he says. ''Fine'' she says. As they get in tha shower tha light bulb busts on its own. ''we will have to take a shower with the lights off'' she says. 20 seconds later he asks '' Miss Johnson, can i stick my finger in ur belly-button?'' ''NO lil johny u cant'' she says. ''Ill tell my daddy'' he replies. ''ok fine'' she says. ''OOOO lil johny, that wasnt my belly-button!'' she yelps. ''that wasnt my finger either'' he laughs.

playbookboy06 · Post by **playbookboy06** » November 15th, 2003, 5:08 pm

That was a good joke in 4th grade.

IKE · Post by **IKE** » November 15th, 2003, 7:57 pm

There was a man driving down the road and he passed a sign that said...Apples $10 each. The man thought wow those must be good apple so he pulls into the market and asks the old man behind the counter..."old man, why are those apples $10?" The man says, "those apples taste like PP&J sandwiches." So the man buys one and takes a bite and it tastes like peanut butter and then he turns it around and it tastes like jelly. The man's like wow give me 3. So he gets in his car and goes down the road and passes another sign that says apples $20 each. The man thinks wow these must be good so he pulls in and asks the man behind the counter why are these apples $20. The man says they taste like ham and cheese sandwiches. So the guy bites into one and it tastes like ham, then he turns it around and it tastes like cheese. So the man buys some and gets in his car and goes down the road. He passes another sign that says apples $50 each. The man thinks....WOW these must be good. So he pulls in and asks the old man behind the counter why are these apples $50? The man behind the counter says it tastes like the best **** you've ever eat'n. So the man gets an apple and takes a bit and spits it out and says...ewww this tastes like ****. and the man behind the counter says...oh, turn it around.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I like that joke. I don't know if anyone else does but oh well.

cerberusjw · Post by **cerberusjw** » November 16th, 2003, 4:02 am

Lets hear one....... playbook

playbookboy06 · Post by **playbookboy06** » November 17th, 2003, 10:24 pm

I didnt copy and paste this one from the internet, i typed it up myself, so exuse some mispelling.

A young, beautifully built blonde enters confession to tell the priest her sins of the week.
She looks all distraught to reveal that she called a man a SOB
The priest responds, "that's not very nice, why did you do a thing like that?"
The blonde answers, "because he started feeling my leg"
The father says, "you mean like this?" as the priest slyly put his hand on the attractive girl's leg, "well thats no reason to call a man a SOB"
"but you see father," began the blonde, "then he started feeling my breasts!"
"you mean like this," said the priest as he put his hands on the girls breasts, "well thats no reason to call a man a SOB
"well then father, he started taking off all my clothes"
"you mean like this?" as the priest quickly began undressing the young blonde, "thats no reason to call a man a SOB"
"then father, he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where!"
"you mean like this?" as the priest slipped his you-know-what in her you-know-where, "thats still no reason to call a man a SOB"
"but you see father, he has herpes!"
The priest responds......"THAT SOB!!"

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Any good jokes?