Any good jokes?

Wizard · Post by **Wizard** » November 20th, 2003, 1:25 am

Garry and Sean decide to go for a hike one Sunday afternoon. About an hour in the hike Garry decides he needs to relieve himself, so he finds a nice tree to stand behind. Just as he's about to zip up a rattlesnake comes out of no where and bits him in his manhood. Not knowing what to do he runs over and quickly tells Sean what happened. Both of them have no idea what to do. Garry ask's Sean to hurry and run to town and ask the doctor what he can do. Sean hustle's down the mountian to the Doctor's house. When he gets there he tells Doc what has happened. Doc quicly responds, "You have two options, suck the posion out or he's gonna die." Hearing this Sean runs back up the mountian to tell Garry the news. When he arrive's Sean tells Garry, "I have some good news and some bad news." Garry who has grown impatient says, "Come on just let me have it." Sean replies, "Ok....well the good news is i talked to the doctor, but................the bad news is your gonna die."

Ntrikit · Post by **Ntrikit** » November 20th, 2003, 9:06 pm

I read that Minnesota Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper is opening a bakery in Minneapolis this year.

The special will be 5 turnovers for 4 quarters.

<rim shot>

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » November 20th, 2003, 9:25 pm

One time over the summer i called up the Pirates and asked what time the game started. They said, "what time can you get here?"

Sto · Post by **Sto** » November 22nd, 2003, 9:22 pm

This is a real groaner:

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, " she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

hahaha

MaknCheze · Post by **MaknCheze** » November 23rd, 2003, 12:44 am

i cant resist.. how bout "yo momma" jokes

cerberusjw · Post by **cerberusjw** » November 26th, 2003, 9:26 pm

Ur mom is so ugly, she makes blind childeren cry!

collegeball · Post by **collegeball** » November 26th, 2003, 9:48 pm

there were these three guys jim, jack, john. they died and went to heven. wen they got there st. peter told them they had to cross a feild of ducks otherwise theyd be chained to the ugliest person. they thought it would b easy.so they started across.jim got half way across and stepped on a duck. a troll popped up and jim got chained to him. jack got 3/4 of the way and he got chained to a troll.john made it the whole way. and this beautiful girl popped up and john said wat did i do to deserve this. and the girl said "i dont no but i just stepped in a duck.

this works reallt good if u use ur friends names and tell it to them.

wrestling_buff03 · November 27th, 2003, 10:40 pm

This is one of terry deihls favorites. You know why PNC park was named PNC park. because you can piss and watch the game at the same time. P-N-C.

cerberusjw · Post by **cerberusjw** » November 30th, 2003, 4:54 pm

Nice one, Did u get that from a popcicle stick or what?

ham55 · Post by **ham55** » November 30th, 2003, 6:09 pm

Come on and type up the Route 119 joke again, It was sooooo good the first time i want to see it again. :idea:

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Any good jokes?