Any good jokes?

Post by **Gunner18** » December 8th, 2003, 11:45 pm

a professer is teaching a class on paranormal activities, and he begins the first day of class by asking the students how many of them believe in ghosts. about half the students raise their hands. he then asks how many have ever seen a ghosts, about half of those students raise their hands. then he asks how many students have acutually touched a ghost. about 5 or so people raise their hands. finally he asks if any of the students have ever made love to a ghost. the only person to raise their hand is a guy named phil in the back of the class, the professer is very interested by this so he asks phil to come down and explain. so phil goes down and the prof. asks him what it was like to make love to a ghost. hearing this phil replies, "ghosts? shoot from back there i thought u said goats!"

Sportsfan · Post by **Sportsfan** » December 9th, 2003, 9:23 pm

Three kids died and went to heaven. When they arrived God said,"You kids are too young too die I'm going to give you a second chance at life all you have to do is make a wish and jump into that cloud.
The first kid wished to be a famous lawyer and jumped into the cloud...20 years later he bacame a famous lawyer.
The second one wished to become a famous doctor and jumped into the cloud...20 years later he became a famous doctor.
The third one start walkin for the cloud and tripped and fell in...a few years later he became the Steelers quaterback.

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » December 9th, 2003, 10:14 pm

The one day Adam, Andrew, and Phil are sitting in a bar having a few drinks. Adam says "hey yesterday I was out waxing my boat and this blonde came up and asked if she could go for a ride in my boat. I said sure, took her out half a mile, cut the engine and said screw or swim? She said she couldnt swim so I screwed her right there." Andrew says "wow yesterday i was out waxing my boat and this brunette comes up and asked if she could go for a ride. I took her out 2 miles, cut the engine and said screw or swim? She said she couldnt swim so i screwed her right there." Phil says "Ohh yesterday i was out waxing my boat and this big red head with hairy legs and a beard came up and asked if she could go for a ride. I said sure, took her out 5 miles, cut the engine and said screw or swim? I couldnt swim."

Post by **bison1** » December 9th, 2003, 11:48 pm

lol, somehow I end up in every punchline...

Roadie · Post by **Roadie** » December 9th, 2003, 11:49 pm

and in the most recent mad-libs...hahahahaha

Post by **Gunner18** » December 9th, 2003, 11:49 pm

thats cuz everyone loves ya

Post by **Gunner18** » December 16th, 2003, 11:47 pm

how many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only one, but a whole surgical team to remove it :lol:

brlnsoccerchick19 · December 16th, 2003, 11:55 pm

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were
sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan
Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the
perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » December 17th, 2003, 11:05 pm

Why did the cute little girl fall off the swings?

She didnt have any arms

Post by **Gunner18** » December 17th, 2003, 11:08 pm

heres a good one....

CAPTAIN DEAN! :lol:

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