Any good jokes?

captain dean · Post by **captain dean** » December 20th, 2003, 1:20 pm

Phil and Zack were riding their bikes to school and phil says "zack, where did you get such a great bike?" Zack said, "Well i was just walking along yesterday and this beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said "take what you want."

cerberusjw · Post by **cerberusjw** » January 10th, 2004, 4:37 pm

Geeeeez :lol: z

Post by **Gunner18** » January 10th, 2004, 6:35 pm

cappy u forgot i also took her thong...things a lil tite around the waste, but other than that it fits prett nice :lol:

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » January 22nd, 2004, 8:31 pm

What's the best thing to come out of West Virginia? I-79

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » January 22nd, 2004, 8:38 pm

E-mailed from a friend......This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. It's what happens when you predict snow but don't get any.... a true story....The day after a snowstorm was predicted for the night before, the female news anchor asked the weatherman: So, Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night? Not only did HE have to leave the set, but so did half the crew, they were laughing so hard.

NbSoccer01 · Post by **NbSoccer01** » February 8th, 2004, 12:42 am

There was 3 guys walking along the beach when they find a genie lamp that washed up on shore and the genie said I will grant each of you won wish so the first guy says i want a brand new car. So *POOF* there is a new car. The second guy says i want one million dollars so *POOF* there is a suitcase full of money. The third guy says i want to go to hawaii for my honey moon but i don't want to fly so i want a bridge built from San Francisco to Hawaii. The genie says i cant do that it would take to much work the depth of the ocean the length is to far the waves would knock it down is there any thing else that you would want. The man says well i would like to know every thing there is to know about a woman. The genie said would you like that bridge 2 lanes or 4 lanes?

England · Post by **England** » February 8th, 2004, 12:34 pm

A beautiful female student comes to a young professor's office early the morning of the final exams.she glances down the hall closes his door and kneels pleadingly. I would do anything to pass this exam.
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. I mean she whispers, I would do anything!!!
He returns her gaze. Anything
Yes she replies Anything!!!
He gazes into her eyes and while stroking her hair he whispers, "Would you...... study???"

CTtrackster · Post by **CTtrackster** » February 8th, 2004, 4:04 pm

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?? all the people who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA

Post by **Gunner18** » February 9th, 2004, 11:26 pm

Q: Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts will cost at least one dollar while deer nuts are always under a buck

BillyWhiteShoesJohnson · February 10th, 2004, 12:49 am

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”

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