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Hey...wonder if Curtis knows where I can get a good suit...REAL CHEAP (FREE)? Maybe JoePa knows something about this too?

WT

The only one around here who wears cheap suits, is you, pal.

Wanny ready for USF? They might beat Louisville AND Pitt.

TAE, I was mistaken...Those suits that agent gave Curt were Armani suits and they weren't cheap THEY WERE FREE.

Joe runs a clean program. That never happened, right? (said in Brooklyn accent) It was all a big misunderstanding (takes rose colored, coke bottle glasses, huge fake nose and greasy haired wig off now.)

WT

Most definitely. PSU sports do nothing wrong. I hear lesbians are welcomed with open arms by Rene Portland. Also, Joe Pa and company have never done anything illegal in their program. PSU is the cleanest program in the NCAA.

Hmmmm. That's queer.

Oops, I mean odd. Sorry.

What's so queer about showing another man your Enis?

there's one thing that matters in college about that stuff and it's probations, and PSU has never had one under JoePa, so I guess he isn't doing too bad.

the only reason there hasnt been any probations under joepa is because the man runs the place, theres no telling how many incidents he's handled personally and kept out of official probation status.