Pitt Linebackers Held for More Tests.
Posted: November 28th, 2005, 2:39 pm
ASSOCIATED PRESS:
After the miserable slaughter Pitt received last Thursday to the West Virginia Mountaineers, many Pitt linebackers were immediately rushed to the hospital. The players were shaking all over and were very afraid, and expressing that they did not want to close their eyes. Many of them experienced severe dryness in their eyes because of the fear of closing them. At first, doctors did not know what the hell was going on. But after one of the linebackers finally was able to overcome his trauma, he revealed that everytime he blinked he saw yellow and dark blue flashes dart across his line of vision. The doctors are still not sure what has caused this situation with all of the linebackers, and are holding the players in the hospital for more testing. One of the physicians spoke to us about these kinds of conditions. "These kinds of conditions occur when someone is exposed to lengthy and agonizing flashes, like if I held a lightbulb to your face and flickered it on and off for say the length of an entire football game. Each of the kids are expressing the same symptoms and expressing the same yellow and dark blue flashes. We just don't know how to save them, and it's not looking good." The doctor then told us not to tell the parents and families of the players, but confided in us that the players will probably need to be put to sleep.
After the miserable slaughter Pitt received last Thursday to the West Virginia Mountaineers, many Pitt linebackers were immediately rushed to the hospital. The players were shaking all over and were very afraid, and expressing that they did not want to close their eyes. Many of them experienced severe dryness in their eyes because of the fear of closing them. At first, doctors did not know what the hell was going on. But after one of the linebackers finally was able to overcome his trauma, he revealed that everytime he blinked he saw yellow and dark blue flashes dart across his line of vision. The doctors are still not sure what has caused this situation with all of the linebackers, and are holding the players in the hospital for more testing. One of the physicians spoke to us about these kinds of conditions. "These kinds of conditions occur when someone is exposed to lengthy and agonizing flashes, like if I held a lightbulb to your face and flickered it on and off for say the length of an entire football game. Each of the kids are expressing the same symptoms and expressing the same yellow and dark blue flashes. We just don't know how to save them, and it's not looking good." The doctor then told us not to tell the parents and families of the players, but confided in us that the players will probably need to be put to sleep.