Updated Penn State 2006 Football Schedule.
Posted: May 14th, 2006, 8:53 pm
"This aggression will not stand."
ASSOCIATED PRESS --
ROBERT PANZER REPORTING
The ongoing battle of the new millenium is over Penn State's out-of-conference scheduling, or OOC for short. Many contenders are contending that there is an international conspiracy to schedule Western Michigan and UMKC by long-time hero and role model Joe Paterno, and PSU's great men's basketball coach Ed DeChellis. The slander against these two marvels of men is overwhelming. This conspiracy about PSU's OOC scheduling not only leads through the AD's office, through the Administration, and may or may not lead through The Vatican and through portals to other times and/or dimensions, as this controversy has more people up in arms than the DiVinci Code or the sinking of the Luistania.
Many unintelligent Pitt fans have tried in weak attempts to trap Penn State football scientists into corners where other conferences are compared and contrasted in their OOC scheduling. But like Michael Robinson, patriot and champion, those PSU football scientists have overcome adversity time and again and proved all naysayers wrong.
New s#%t has come to light to further show how idiotic Pitt's fanbase really is. It is a long-standing defense of the PSU football geniuses that the Nittany Lions have a BCS team and a conference champion in their OOC scheduling. But based on this new data discovered seconds ago, that is false. The real truth is that not only does Penn State play a BCS team, but they play TWO conference champions in their OOC scheduling.
Notre Dame played in a BCS game. The Akron Zips won the MAC. And Youngstown State won the Gateway Conference. Thus, in four OOC games, in addition to Temple, Penn State plays a BCS team, and two conference champions. Pitt, on the other hand, a team who failed to become bowl eligible in a system where half the teams are in fact bowl eligible, plays a BCS team (Notre Dame), a team who went 4-7 as a I-AA school, and a team from the Big Ten that wasn't even bowl eligible in a system where half the teams in I-A football are bowl eligible.
