Who Wants Leather Pants?
Posted: May 15th, 2006, 4:46 am
Your Literary Hero, The Incomparable Brom Bones, is sadly parting with a prized possession. Due to speeding tickets, NosTAEdamus has found himsel in need of some quick cash. My dreams of filling in for Vince Neil are sadly over, and I have accepted my lot in life of just being a lot smarter than you. These pants are made of leather but might as well be made of gold because they are so sweet.
Tell it like it is, Vince.
The Vince Neil in me may be dead but not before I repost these lyrics to get you fired up to buy leather pants.
That preacher's daughter,
she took off her leather dress
She pulled me into sin
and now I must confess
She's a sister, sister of pain
She's a knock down, drag it out,
lick it up, do it again
That's the realest s#%t I ever heard.
I paid over a hundred bucks for them, they are yours for a meager 25 bucks plus 4 bucks shipping. Waist is 34, length is 32 or 34. Worn about 3 times, no stains, not even saliva from the women I have pleased in between and both coasts if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
PM for details. Don't tell my Dad if you see him at Sheetz. Not about the tickets, I'm talking about selling these awesome pants.
Tell it like it is, Vince.
The Vince Neil in me may be dead but not before I repost these lyrics to get you fired up to buy leather pants.
That preacher's daughter,
she took off her leather dress
She pulled me into sin
and now I must confess
She's a sister, sister of pain
She's a knock down, drag it out,
lick it up, do it again
That's the realest s#%t I ever heard.
I paid over a hundred bucks for them, they are yours for a meager 25 bucks plus 4 bucks shipping. Waist is 34, length is 32 or 34. Worn about 3 times, no stains, not even saliva from the women I have pleased in between and both coasts if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
PM for details. Don't tell my Dad if you see him at Sheetz. Not about the tickets, I'm talking about selling these awesome pants.
