Miami Coaching Updates.
Posted: December 6th, 2006, 4:20 pm
ATTENTION CANES FANS.

Gettin' 'er done.
Two new names. Let's take a look, kiddies.

Tallest dude ever.
BERNIE KOSAR: The pride of Cleveland. Great Canes QB, great NFL QB. Bigtime Miami alumnist who is always hanging around the sidelines and program. Any coaching experience? Probably not. Maybe as a 5th choice, Kosar is a decent hire.

This came up under "Mike Stoops". How can you not hire this guy?
MIKE STOOPS: Man, this is a good hire for Miami. I really dont want him to leave Arizona before he gets them back to the top, but he really did a great job with that terrible depth chart, and his recruiting is solid. He is a defensive oriented dude, and that's a big thumbs-up from Your Literary Hero. If not Shannon, steal Mike Stoops.

Gettin' 'er done.
Two new names. Let's take a look, kiddies.

Tallest dude ever.
BERNIE KOSAR: The pride of Cleveland. Great Canes QB, great NFL QB. Bigtime Miami alumnist who is always hanging around the sidelines and program. Any coaching experience? Probably not. Maybe as a 5th choice, Kosar is a decent hire.

This came up under "Mike Stoops". How can you not hire this guy?
MIKE STOOPS: Man, this is a good hire for Miami. I really dont want him to leave Arizona before he gets them back to the top, but he really did a great job with that terrible depth chart, and his recruiting is solid. He is a defensive oriented dude, and that's a big thumbs-up from Your Literary Hero. If not Shannon, steal Mike Stoops.