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We know that WVU has a long history of recruiting great men, evidenced by our BC colleague Hollywood. We also know that they recruit stand-up gentlemen because of Head Coach Rich Rodriguez's public laughter and sarcasm at the notion that WVU would ever accept a troublemaking, thug transfer like Willie Williams. Rodriguez himself was never caught in the middle of a job fiasco where he snookered more money from WVU by pulling the wool over their eyes and convincing them he is a great coach (even a "dynamo" by some accounts) whenever there are multiple examples of his coaching prowess being pretty lackluster at best, not to mention his dumbfounded, long, awkward gazes at the media when he is asked any question whatsoever. No, WVU has never employed anyone of any questionable character. Pac-Man Jones and Chris Henry were never problems until they entered the NFL, right? Super Hall of Famer Jason Gwaltney was another WVU player who has his head in the right place. Now, curiously enough, Noel Devine has signed a letter of intent to play at WVU. ESPN.com article quotes Rich Rodriguez as saying: "We know he is working hard to meet all his eligibility requirements, and we're confident he can get that done." I'm sure he will, too, coach. And I'm sure it'll all be done very legitimately. In a testament to Rich Rodriguez's insane coaching prowess (he's a dynamo), in this recruiting class Rich Rod has once again failed to acknowledge that there are 2 sides to every football game: offense and defense. Somebody in the NFL better hurry up and give this guy a huge contract before your neighbor beats you to it.

Long-heralded college football mastermind Mark Schlabach has once again picked WVU to play for a national championship. This marks about the 5th straight year that WVU will play for and win the national title, if you go by ESPN, who is always right about everything.

Has anybody seen the cover of my new book?

Man, I hope you have some follow up to the stories mentioned above. They would be hilarious!

Has anybody seen the back-cover to my new book?

TAE for President!

'Tis good stuff!

Had my on crack....errrrr crack staff check the archives.....knew there were some ridiculous West Virginia tidbits in there:

West Virginia Crazy Law

If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

Roadkill may be taken home for supper. (this one was a given)

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. (hey if you can't trust your woman with your own kin how in the he!! are you goin ta trust the local docs?)

It is illegal to snooze on a train.

According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.

When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. (Build a station to p/u & d/o people > BRILLIANT)

Whistling underwater is prohibited. (no friggin' comment)


Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. (where in the hades does your vicuious cat do it's business then???)


Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. (what's up with that....Pale taught us many moons ago that even god has a sense of humor)


Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
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Vman does not make this stuff up but would love to have Sunday brunch at the diner across from the court house in Huntington some day!!!!!

What if women tell you you have a lion in your pants? Does that mean you aren't allowed to go to that town? That's discrimination. Somebody call Don Imus, I mean Jesse Jackson.