Are you ready for awesome Pac-10 football?
Posted: July 9th, 2007, 6:54 pm
BE AWARE:
THE PAC-10 CONFERENCE IS OPERATING UNDER FALSE INFORMATION.
THE CRIMES INCLUDE:
- OVERRATED PRESEASON RANKS
- HORRIBLE CONFERENCE COMPETITION
- GARBAGE PLAYERS, UNDER GARBAGE COACHES, IN GARBAGE PROGRAMS
- IMPERSONATING A CONFERENCE DESERVING OF A BCS BID
THE UNITED STATES MEDIA IS ALSO UP TO THEIR ANNUAL TRICKS
THE CRIMES INCLUDE:
- STIRRING UP INTEREST IN A GARBAGE CONFERENCE IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY IN A WEST COAST MARKET
- OVERRATING GARBAGE PLAYERS WHO YOU WILL NEVER HEAR OF AGAIN AFTER WEEK 2 OR 3
- INSISTING THAT ONCE "GREAT" PROGRAMS, WHO'S HEY-DAY CONSISTED OF 7-5 RECORDS, ARE "BACK" AND ARE NATIONAL POWERS
- OVERRATING GARBAGE COACHES WHO FAILED MISERABLY AT OTHER SCHOOLS
- GENERAL DISHONESTY
- THEFT OF VALUABLE TIME
IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN. BE WARNED THAT THESE TWO FORCES ARE ONCE AGAIN ON THE LOOSE. DO NOT WATCH THEIR GAMES, FOR YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM AND MISERY. DO NOT ENCOURAGE LOVED ONES TO SUPPORT THESE FORCES. IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS A VICTIM OF PAC-10 OR US SPORTS-MEDIA DISHONESTY, PLEASE CONTACT ME OR ROBERT STACK IMMEDIATELY. ALL CALLS ARE MODERATELY CONFIDENTIAL. GET THE HELP YOU NEED. IT'S OKAY TO BE ASHAMED.
THE PAC-10 CONFERENCE IS OPERATING UNDER FALSE INFORMATION.
THE CRIMES INCLUDE:
- OVERRATED PRESEASON RANKS
- HORRIBLE CONFERENCE COMPETITION
- GARBAGE PLAYERS, UNDER GARBAGE COACHES, IN GARBAGE PROGRAMS
- IMPERSONATING A CONFERENCE DESERVING OF A BCS BID
THE UNITED STATES MEDIA IS ALSO UP TO THEIR ANNUAL TRICKS
THE CRIMES INCLUDE:
- STIRRING UP INTEREST IN A GARBAGE CONFERENCE IN ORDER TO MAKE MONEY IN A WEST COAST MARKET
- OVERRATING GARBAGE PLAYERS WHO YOU WILL NEVER HEAR OF AGAIN AFTER WEEK 2 OR 3
- INSISTING THAT ONCE "GREAT" PROGRAMS, WHO'S HEY-DAY CONSISTED OF 7-5 RECORDS, ARE "BACK" AND ARE NATIONAL POWERS
- OVERRATING GARBAGE COACHES WHO FAILED MISERABLY AT OTHER SCHOOLS
- GENERAL DISHONESTY
- THEFT OF VALUABLE TIME
IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN. BE WARNED THAT THESE TWO FORCES ARE ONCE AGAIN ON THE LOOSE. DO NOT WATCH THEIR GAMES, FOR YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM AND MISERY. DO NOT ENCOURAGE LOVED ONES TO SUPPORT THESE FORCES. IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS A VICTIM OF PAC-10 OR US SPORTS-MEDIA DISHONESTY, PLEASE CONTACT ME OR ROBERT STACK IMMEDIATELY. ALL CALLS ARE MODERATELY CONFIDENTIAL. GET THE HELP YOU NEED. IT'S OKAY TO BE ASHAMED.