PSU Recruiting is a Great Way to Lose Weight.
Posted: July 10th, 2007, 11:56 am
Grandma, nooooooo!
Is your daughter or grandmother suffering from that age-old miracle diet known as Bulimia? If so, I can help you save thousands of dollars on food costs. The money you are spending on food alone is literally going right down the drain! With all these starving people in Africa, its time to stop eating costly food just to throw it all up again. I have a tried and true method that will save you thousands of dollars on food. My method is called the Penn State Recruiting Philosophy. Recent activity by the recruiting staff has added more evidence to my method. This tune will give good foreshadowing of the article below. I'd like to lead-in this great information with this classic tune.
The band's founder and frontman, Kip Winger (second from left), is a great anti-bulimia warrior, as evidenced by his insanely white teeth.
Morning came and I was on my way
When you reminded me
I had too soon forgotten
It was you that set me free
Yeah, you were here when I came
You'll be here when I'm gone
So don't be waiting on love
Because I'll be waiting to ramble on
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Darling, don't wait up for me
Tonight I won't be home
You've become a stranger
I just got to be alone
Don't need nobody on my side
To know the plate I'm on
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
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Okay, paisanos... where do you even begin? Daddy's Little Girl Jay Paterno may cost us a top running back recruit. Way to go, JayPa!!!! We don't need running backs!!!! Must have more linemen!!!! His little buddy Carrot-Top surely had something to do with this as well. Thank you, Mike McQueary, for once again proving my old theory correct:
Mike McQueary is an idiot.
When I talk about "wholesale change", offensively, I'm not making an understatement. Galen Hall is 97 years old and looks like a snake / human hybrid alien. This guy is def. gonna die on us. Woe Paterno is also ancient, and his recent reputation on and off the field regarding PSU is almost legendary at this point. The Man Who Knows Too Little, Dick Anderson, needs to find himself a nice JV team to coach in the WestPac. Let freakin' Bradley run this program and let Vanderlinden run that defense! How much more evidence do you need? Vanderlinden is doing a remarkable job with the LB's since coming over from the Defensive Coordinator spot at Northwestern, at a time when the team was actually decent. YOU ARE MAKING ME REALLY MAD, LIKE WHEN MCDONALDS PUTS MAYO ON MCCHICKEN SANDWICHES.
Let's see... the airheads running the recruiting cost us McCoy last season, basically in what I perceived to be a lengthy and strange courtship OF A KID WHO WAS ALREADY COMMITTED TO A MUCH BETTER AND MORE APPEALING PROGRAM. Kudos on that one, dudes!!!! Nothin' like hoping that Evan Royster will magically be the greatest RB in history. We already know that this season's RB duties are completely wrapped up, because Paterno thinks he owes Austin Scott for his 7 years of garbage football. Rodney Kinlaw will never get to start on this team this year, regardless of how bad Scott does. Kinlaw is set in stone as the best backup RB Penn State has had in God knows when.
The article seems like Shaw isn't mad, yeah, I get that. But do you really think those other schools aren't pouncing all over this? Penn State doesn't want you. Look how they disrespected your dad. They think Beachem is way better than you. It makes me want to vomit.
Hasn't Jay Paterno learned anything from 'Glengarry Glenross'? A-B-C, YOU IDIOT. ALWAYS BE CLOSING!!!!!
Alec Baldwin would have had Shaw committed when he was 11 years old.