Paterno drops in unexpectedly.
Posted: January 30th, 2008, 5:00 pm
With apologies to vman, here we go.

Today, much to everyone's distress, Papa Joe made a surprise visit to Jeannette High School.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, PRYOR!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU FALL TO THE BARRY SWITZERS AND JIM TRESSELS OF THE WORLD!!! ME AND CARROT-TOP AND MY IDIOT SON ARE COMING IN!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOEY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Today, much to everyone's distress, Papa Joe made a surprise visit to Jeannette High School.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, PRYOR!!! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU FALL TO THE BARRY SWITZERS AND JIM TRESSELS OF THE WORLD!!! ME AND CARROT-TOP AND MY IDIOT SON ARE COMING IN!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOEY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"