Mike Leach Ready to Lay Siege.

[The Ancient Enemy]

"IF YOU STARE INTO MY EYES I WILL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY INTO THE LAND OF TOUCHDOWNS AND ECSTACY."

Texas Tech head coach Mike Leach is not only focused on destroying the Texas Longhorns, he is also focused on crossing the state and hanging Your Literary Hero. Since my top 25 was accepted into the BCS forumla, he has noticed that his Red Raiders are about to get a nice little screw job.

Let's go to the chart.

3. Texas: (6-0) (4)
- Blowout win over inept Colorado.

4. Georgia: (6-0) (5)
- Beat up Vanderbilt. Dawgs for real this year?

5. Alabama: (6-0) (6)
- Squeaker over Ole Miss.

6. Miami: (5-1) (7)
- Took care of hapless Temple.

7. LSU: (4-1) (9)
- Big win over Florida.

8. UCLA: (6-0) (11)
- Huge comeback against Wazzou.

9. Florida State: (5-1) (2)
- Another blunder against Virginia.

10. Ohio State: (4-2) (13)
- Won a close one against Michigan State.

11. Boston College: (6-1) (14)
- Trouble against Wake, but pulled it out.

12. Texas Tech: (6-0) (16)
- Destroyed K-State.

As you can see, women, Texas is ranked third and Tech is twelfth. Now let's take a look at the rules of the TAE Top 25 as written centuries ago in scrolls of human flesh.

"Hear ye, hear ye! It has been writ in these, thee human-flesh scrolls, that thee Ancient Top 25 shall follow this discourse: When thy team loseth 1 game, thy team automatically dropeth a seventh piece in thee ranks. If thy team finds thyself one slot below thee team thy just defeated, thy team will then rotate rankings with thee defeated foe."

Henceforth, little kids, if Texas Tech pulls off the upset in Austin, my rankings will have Texas at 10th, and if no one else ahead of them loses, Tech stays at number 12. Leach and his pass-happy posse in Lubbock have to root for Tennessee or Auburn to pull an upset, so they can get 1 spot behind Texas in the new rankings. If TWO teams lose, then there's no problems. This is all a very serious matter. Deliverance is right now sitting naked at his television set, drooling and waiting for the Alabama and LSU games, so his loser Longhorns will find out their fate. If those 2 teams win, Deliverance will be so excited that he may soil his seat. He is much like Alan Rickman, I figure. He is a good actor (lied about age and liking Texas) but is largely just a homosexual. Go Raiders!!!!