Somebody Buy this Crap.
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The Ancient Enemy
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Somebody Buy this Crap.
ATTENTION GOOD PEOPLE OF BC AND LOSERS OF BC:
Your Literary Hero is having a sale. That's right, before this stuff hits what people of the technological age call "EEEBAY", YOU have first dibs on all this high quality merchandise!!!!
We have something for everyone, and by we I mean I. I have jerseys jerseys JERSEYS! These top notch jerseys are sure to make all your dreams come true when worn.
No refunds. If jersey is torn during shipping or magically does not really exist then I am not liable. I will not guarantee that these jerseys are real, but I can guarantee you that they are.
LET'S GO TO THE TAPE, PAT SUMMERALL STYLE.
All jerseys are sold as 'best offer'.
JERSEYS:
This is a beautiful kid's Bears jersey. Dudes, with Valentine's Day on the horizon, what better way to satisfy that urge to make love to Jim McMahon than by having your tiny girlfriend or wife wear this to bed?! I encourage it and so does whoever wore #12 for the Bears.
In this photo our model (we will call him "Jack") looks amazing in his awesome Stephon Marbury G-Tech jersey by Starter!!! It is a size 48.
Jack looks sweet as he** in his Sixers' Iverson jersey. It is made by Champion and is a size 44.
In this photo we see Jack giving his love to future president Gerald Ford in this astonishing UM b-ball jersey by Nike. It is a size L.
We AIN'T "talkin' about PRACTICE" when we see Jack wearing his gorgeous Iverson Georgetown jersey by Nike (size XXL).
An old Pens alternate jersey for Jack is certain to impress all the hot women he cheated on his wife with! Size L by CCM, no name on back.
In this pic we see Jack reppin' the west side in his stunning Mitch Richmond Lakers jersey! Size 40 by Champion.
KNIT CAPS:
We see in this pic Jack demonstrating that this NC State knit cap will adequately cover even the most gruesome headwound!
Here's Jack showing some love for Marcus Vick and Bryan Randall in this reversable V-Tech cap!
Jack shows off his double-sided OSU cap in this one while I sit and wonder why I ever spent money on caps of teams I never liked!
PM me for any questions or more details or offers. I will sell this stuff cheap.
Your Literary Hero is having a sale. That's right, before this stuff hits what people of the technological age call "EEEBAY", YOU have first dibs on all this high quality merchandise!!!!
We have something for everyone, and by we I mean I. I have jerseys jerseys JERSEYS! These top notch jerseys are sure to make all your dreams come true when worn.
No refunds. If jersey is torn during shipping or magically does not really exist then I am not liable. I will not guarantee that these jerseys are real, but I can guarantee you that they are.
LET'S GO TO THE TAPE, PAT SUMMERALL STYLE.
All jerseys are sold as 'best offer'.
JERSEYS:
This is a beautiful kid's Bears jersey. Dudes, with Valentine's Day on the horizon, what better way to satisfy that urge to make love to Jim McMahon than by having your tiny girlfriend or wife wear this to bed?! I encourage it and so does whoever wore #12 for the Bears.
In this photo our model (we will call him "Jack") looks amazing in his awesome Stephon Marbury G-Tech jersey by Starter!!! It is a size 48.
Jack looks sweet as he** in his Sixers' Iverson jersey. It is made by Champion and is a size 44.
In this photo we see Jack giving his love to future president Gerald Ford in this astonishing UM b-ball jersey by Nike. It is a size L.
We AIN'T "talkin' about PRACTICE" when we see Jack wearing his gorgeous Iverson Georgetown jersey by Nike (size XXL).
An old Pens alternate jersey for Jack is certain to impress all the hot women he cheated on his wife with! Size L by CCM, no name on back.
In this pic we see Jack reppin' the west side in his stunning Mitch Richmond Lakers jersey! Size 40 by Champion.
KNIT CAPS:
We see in this pic Jack demonstrating that this NC State knit cap will adequately cover even the most gruesome headwound!
Here's Jack showing some love for Marcus Vick and Bryan Randall in this reversable V-Tech cap!
Jack shows off his double-sided OSU cap in this one while I sit and wonder why I ever spent money on caps of teams I never liked!
PM me for any questions or more details or offers. I will sell this stuff cheap.
Re: Somebody Buy this Crap.
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