Stupid is Forever.
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The Ancient Enemy
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Stupid is Forever.
Some cowardly Seattle girl was stating her glorious opinion and I gave her a dose of Texas love REAL quick. In case you live in a cave, the Seattle Seahawks and all their rain-lovin', coffee-guzzlin', pine tree protectin' fans have been cryin' a river since Sunday saying the refs robbed them of their rightful Super Bowl victory. I for one disagree, which you will see in a second. She made a very diasterous mistake in her subject box, saying "Seahawks Got Robbed", which sent your pal Bruno aka Your Literary Hero over the edge. I sent her this message:
1. Did the refs throw a block for Willie Parker on his 75 yard TD run through the middle of your defense?
2. Did the refs force Jerramy Stevens to drop 4 critical passes?
3. Did the refs block Brown's missed field goal?
4. Did the ref's throw Matt Hasselbeck's interception to Ike Taylor?
5. Did the refs push Matt Hasselbeck down at that guy's legs so they could flag him for an illegal block which is clearly defined in the NFL rule book?
6. Did the refs telepathically confuse Mike Holmgren so that he would screw up his game management at the end, just like he did when he cost Green Bay their second Super Bowl, against the Denver Broncos?
7. Did the refs aid in covering Darrell Jackson, who started the game with 5 quick catches and finished the game with 6, or was that the Steelers making in-game adjustments that shut him down completely?
8. Did the refs make tackles to help the Steelers keep everyone's favorite bucktoothed running back, who was also given the NFL MVP award, out of the endzone?
9. Did the refs make the right call when Darrell Jackson pushed off a defender, which is clearly stated in the NFL rulebook as illegal, or should that one be allowed to be let go?
10. Did the refs set blocks on Seattle's defenders on that ridiculous play where Roethlisberger rolled way to the left and then threw across the field to the right side and Hines Ward caught it?
11. Did the refs help set blocks on the Seattle defense when Randle-El threw his touchdown pass to Hines Ward?
In the immortal words of Ludacris: "Crybabies go OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
I will keep you updated as to how this unfolds. Hopefully she will write me back and accept her death like a real man, unlike Jerramy Stevens who took his death like a coward.
My good friend and true patriot Ham sent me a message agreeing with my true and right points, and here is his vote of confidence for The Maestro:
HELL YES! Post that EXPLETIVE on BleacherCoaches. EXPLETIVE ball babies. I swear to god, if you're not used to winning, like the Steelers are, you'll EXPLETIVE about anything that didn't go your way. If you watched any Seahawks games this year when they were at home, they got rediculous calls for them against teams like Arizona and San Fran. It all works out in the end, my friend. They won. They have a ring. And the shirt I have on right now says "Super Bowl Champions" with the Steelers logo under it. They can't ever take that away, no matter how much they EXPLETIVE...
HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
1. Did the refs throw a block for Willie Parker on his 75 yard TD run through the middle of your defense?
2. Did the refs force Jerramy Stevens to drop 4 critical passes?
3. Did the refs block Brown's missed field goal?
4. Did the ref's throw Matt Hasselbeck's interception to Ike Taylor?
5. Did the refs push Matt Hasselbeck down at that guy's legs so they could flag him for an illegal block which is clearly defined in the NFL rule book?
6. Did the refs telepathically confuse Mike Holmgren so that he would screw up his game management at the end, just like he did when he cost Green Bay their second Super Bowl, against the Denver Broncos?
7. Did the refs aid in covering Darrell Jackson, who started the game with 5 quick catches and finished the game with 6, or was that the Steelers making in-game adjustments that shut him down completely?
8. Did the refs make tackles to help the Steelers keep everyone's favorite bucktoothed running back, who was also given the NFL MVP award, out of the endzone?
9. Did the refs make the right call when Darrell Jackson pushed off a defender, which is clearly stated in the NFL rulebook as illegal, or should that one be allowed to be let go?
10. Did the refs set blocks on Seattle's defenders on that ridiculous play where Roethlisberger rolled way to the left and then threw across the field to the right side and Hines Ward caught it?
11. Did the refs help set blocks on the Seattle defense when Randle-El threw his touchdown pass to Hines Ward?
In the immortal words of Ludacris: "Crybabies go OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
I will keep you updated as to how this unfolds. Hopefully she will write me back and accept her death like a real man, unlike Jerramy Stevens who took his death like a coward.
My good friend and true patriot Ham sent me a message agreeing with my true and right points, and here is his vote of confidence for The Maestro:
HELL YES! Post that EXPLETIVE on BleacherCoaches. EXPLETIVE ball babies. I swear to god, if you're not used to winning, like the Steelers are, you'll EXPLETIVE about anything that didn't go your way. If you watched any Seahawks games this year when they were at home, they got rediculous calls for them against teams like Arizona and San Fran. It all works out in the end, my friend. They won. They have a ring. And the shirt I have on right now says "Super Bowl Champions" with the Steelers logo under it. They can't ever take that away, no matter how much they EXPLETIVE...
HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
I read a post on sporting news . com and one idiot seahawks fan called roethlisberger worthlesberger. if a career record of 24-3 and a super bowl ring at the age of 22 is worthless then dang i want to be worthless
Last edited by Dr.Funk on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
you cant hustle a hustler
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deliverance
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Wow, that's a pretty bold statement by someone to say something like that about a guy who just won a Super Bowl championship when Big Ben's as young as he is. He might not have had his best game. However, he still gets the same ring as everyone else.
Last edited by deliverance on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
Dr. Funk- Do you mean 27-4 and a postseason record of 5-1? That says enough. BUT STEVE McNAIR SHOULD BE IN THE PRO BOWL INSTEAD OF HIM. I know he is Palmer's 2nd replacement but that is rediculous.
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boyfromfmskool
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steeler suck!!!!!!!!!!!! yee haw
Last edited by boyfromfmskool on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
They sucked enough to win the super bowl, the sporting news is calling Bib Ben the new Tom Brady. Who cares the pro bowl is a joke anyway they never take who deserves to be there
Last edited by Dr.Funk on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
you cant hustle a hustler
I know it is a joke but I was just upset at steve mcnair making the pro bowl at all his team won a few games all year.
Last edited by abpk2903 on September 20th, 2011, 12:29 am, edited 1 time in total.