Tony Dorsett Overcomes Adversity.

[The Ancient Enemy]

ASSOCIATED PRESS---
Robert Panzer reporting

Tony Dorsett once was theoretically one of the greatest running backs in both college and pro history. It is even rumored he may be in the NFL Hall of Fame and supposedly won the Heisman Trophy, even though all Heisman winners from the past are never the one who actually deserves it, therefore making the whole trophy unimportant and tainted. Dorsett's Heisman win immediately put him in the same class as John Cappelletti, who was voted by the peoples of the Earth as the greatest athlete that has ever lived. But even through all the criticism, some still for some strange reason feel that Dorsett is a decent football player, and a decent human being. Dorsett's career was doomed from the age of 18, when he picked Pitt over Penn State based on Pitt's love of the color yellow, a color that would be associated with Dorsett for decades to come. He went on to gain many fans of his overrated achievements, but eventually reaped what he sowed during a game for the Denver Broncos when he was finally given a serious knee injury by the hand of God, who waited a long time, but it's better late than never. But it was a blessing in disguise for the seedy Dorsett, who was able to use the knee injury as an excuse to stop playing football, and, decades later, evade charity under the guise of an "injury". But Dorsett's shady activity culminated a few years ago when he planned and orchestrated Operation Dumbo Drop, a successful attempt at running one of the best college coaches of his day (Walt Harris) out of Pitt. Tony Dorsett has been rightfully called many things in his life: a coward, a snake, an overrated player, and a coward. He invented numerous charities which are not real, and even refused to help out his fellow Dallas Cowboys in last week's Quarterback Bowl, where all the proceeds went to charity. Dorsett claimed his knee injury was keeping him being able to participate. But even with all these true allegations and reasons to hate this coward of a man, yesterday Dorsett has somehow managed to overcome his supposed knee injury and make it up the steps of his house without the help of his degenerate son.

[El-Moldo]

At least Dorsett won the Heisman for what he did on the field. Unlike John Cappelletti, who got a sympathy vote because his brother was sick.

[D-nice]

AE are you and your DAD both nfl alumni? how can you even breathe out Tony dorsett's name? who are you? what is your charitable giving like? buying a drink for a hot chick is not charity!

[frostlion]

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what is your charitable giving like? buying a drink for a hot chick is not charity!
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But it's a good use of hard earned money!

So then is buying a drink for an ugly chick charity?

[Pale Rider]

Only if she's a 2-bagger.

[The Ancient Enemy]

D-nice, I'd buy you a drink if I knew you weren't going to take it the wrong way and get excited.

[The Ancient Enemy]

D-nice once again mentions this "NFL alumni" concept. When does Curtis Martin get to graduate and get his degree in Football Arts? What exactly do you go on to do once you have your degree from the NFL?

[Heaven&Hoops]

Journalists should do their homework before putting together garbage like that. Dorsett tore his knee up at practice, not in a game like the originator of this garbage erroneously stated.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Did I wound your spirit again, Double H? Next time tell Dork-sett to fake his injury in a real game, not at practice. That way he can get more sympathy points for "performing" on such a big stage.