Last Chance for Sweet Auctions.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Okay, humanoids, I am getting rid of a bunch of stuff. Why is this not in the "HOB" forum? Because I hate that forum, and it's weird and scares me.

I am looking to sell a bunch of garbage before I graduate. If by "garbage" you think I really mean "great stuff" then welcome to the terrordome, cause this is your chance to own seriously wonderful things that were once owned by THE ANCIENT ENEMY!!!!!

I will also trade items. Here are my haves. Scroll down for my wants.

HAVES:
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WRESTLING TOY ACCESSORIES I HAVE ACCUMULATED THROUGH THE YEARS!!!!


WWF FIGURES!!!! NOTE THE REPO MAN AND MIDGIT HEADBANGER!!!


WORTHLESS FIGURES THAT ARE PRICELESS!!!!


NOW YOU CAN PLAY BLEACHERCOACHES AT HOME!!! BUY OR TRADE FOR THESE AND BATTLE OUT THE WARS OF BC IN YOUR IMAGINATION!!!


FIGURE ON THE LEFT IS ACTUALLY WORTH MONEY!!! SPECIAL BC PRICE OF 500 DOLLARS.


RANDOM KEN SHAMROCK MATCHBOX CAR IS A MUST HAVE FOR ANYONE WITH ROCKS IN THEIR HEAD!!!


SPECIAL AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO THAT I USED LAST WEEK TO MAKE D-NICE LOOK LIKE THE CHUMP HE TRULY IS!!! OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY.


THE DEER HUNTER ON DVD FEATURING ALTERNATE ENDING WHERE ANTHONY MORELLI SAVES CHRISTOPHER WALKEN BY THROWING A MISSILE AT VIETNAM!!! OH THAT MERYL STREEP IS SUCH A PHONY-BALONEY!!!


BUY A TICKET TO THE GUN SHOW!!! AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO COMES WITH CERTIFICATE VERIFYING THAT THE REASON FOR AND DATE OF THIS PHOTO ARE VERY UNKNOWN!!!


SELF-EXPLANATORY PHOTO TAKEN 2 WEEKS AGO IN ARGYLE, TEXAS!!! ALSO AUTOGRAHED FOR YOUR PLEASURE. ALL PEOPLE ASPIRING TO TAKE ON YOUR LITERARY HERO IN MORE BC BATTLES OF WIT ARE ENCOURAGED TO CONTACT THIS STORE AND INQUIRE ABOUT BUYING SOME STRATEGY!!!


40 FOOT BY 40 FOOT PATRIOTIC BANNER OF ANTHONY MORELLI IN HIS NATURAL STATE OF BEING AMAZING!!!


AUTOGRAPHED* POSTER OF FH QB BRYAN KUDLAWEIC ON TOUR!!!
*SPECIAL NOTE: POSTER MAY OR MAY NOT BE AUTOGRAPHED BY TAE


MAP OF THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL I MADE WHILE HIKING THIS PAST SUMMER!!!


OH MY GOD!!! THE IRON CLAW NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!!! YOUR LITERARY HERO PAYING HOMAGE TO THE LATE AND GREAT "MODERN DAY WARRIOR / TEXAS TORNADO" KERRY VON ERICH AT GROVE HILL IN EAST DALLAS!!! NOT SHOWN: AWESOME / NEW SOUTHERN MISS T-SHIRT*!!!

*SPECIAL NOTE: T-SHIRT NOT INCLUDED IN AUCTION


MORE GREAT WWF FIGURES!!!


AUTOGRAPHED BRYAN KUDLAWEIC ARIZONA CARDINALS JERSEY!!!


TRAIL OF TEARS MAP CREATED BY TAE TO ILLUSTRATE WHERE PSU STOLE PLAYERS FROM!!! MUST HAVE FOR ALL NITTANY LION FANS!!! $75.00


HOLY CRAP!!! SPECIAL LIMITED PRINT OF THE STRATEGY SIGN FEATURING NASTY NOAH THE SLEAZIEST MAN IN TEXAS AND KNOWN PORNOGRAPHER!!! $300.00


GENTLEMEN, GET READY TO GET LUCKY TONIGHT!!! NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE BUYING YOUR SPECIAL LADY A PICTURE OF A DATE-RAPE DRUG ON THE BACK OF A SNOWMOBILE!!!


MOVIE POSTER FEATURING TAE CIRCA 1988 AND NORTH TEXAS COLLEAGUE SUSAN SMITHWICK!!!

WANTS:
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- Double H's street address
- Bathtub full of crank

Message me for prices and availibility!!! Somebody better get me another beer while your up.

[Pale Rider]

TAE, all that toy crap is just that- materialistic crap. You, however, are truly PRICELESS!

[The Ancient Enemy]

It takes a man amongst boys to acknowledge brilliance, and Pale Rider you are a real man.

[flybynight]

i will pay a buck for the whole lot. even if i am a tad worried about over paying

[ham55]

$1.01

[ham55]

...and God help this man...

[Heaven&Hoops]

Issues!

[The Ancient Enemy]

Everything is on trade for Double H's street address and a waterballoon launcher.

[Opinionguy]

I was hoping you'd show a picture of your famous "top of the key jumper" you used to score on in the hay day your basketball career.

I'm sure the shooting form could be compared to J.J Redick!

[The Ancient Enemy]

By "hay day" you mean 4th grade, I guess.

Looking back now, that was about the peak of my career.

Now leave me alone before I whoop all you rednecks!!!