The flip side to the immigration issue!

[southpaw]

I got this from another message board I post on about farming but we delve into politics as well just like we do here!



"Dear President Bush:
> > I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
> > extended family, and I would like to ask you to
> > assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from
> > the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
> > arrangements. I know you can help with this.
> > I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
> > passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure
> > they handle those things the same way you do here.
> > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
> > Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him
> > know that I will be expecting the following:
> > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
> > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
> > services I might need, whether I use them or not.
> > 3. All government forms need to be printed in
> > English.
> > 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking
> > teachers.
> > 5. Schools need to include classes on American
> > culture and history.
> > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on
> > the top of the flag pole at their school with the
> > Mexican flag flying lower down.
> > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both
> > breakfast and lunch.
> > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I
> > can get easy access to government services.
> > 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I
> > won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
> > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
> > not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone,
> > please be sure that all police officers speak
> > English.
> > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top,
> > put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
> > celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
> > complaints or negative comments from the locals.
> > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without
> > paying any taxes, and don?t enforce any labor laws
> > or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be
extremely nice and never say a critical word about
me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already
do all these things for all the people who come to
the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't
mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite
him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help."

Please, please pass this on so ..maybe,just maybe we can regain some national common sense!!!
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[Homestar Runner]

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,” Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education! But the passer-by says, ”You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.”

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!” The person says “ I am no American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks further, and the nest person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, “Thank you for the wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, “I am no American, I from the Middle East.

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, “Are you American?” She says, “No I am from Russia. He is puzzled by this time and asks her, “Where are all the Americans?” The Russian Lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says……… “Probably at work!”