Who Wants Leather Pants?
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Who Wants Leather Pants?
Your Literary Hero, The Incomparable Brom Bones, is sadly parting with a prized possession. Due to speeding tickets, NosTAEdamus has found himsel in need of some quick cash. My dreams of filling in for Vince Neil are sadly over, and I have accepted my lot in life of just being a lot smarter than you. These pants are made of leather but might as well be made of gold because they are so sweet.
Tell it like it is, Vince.
The Vince Neil in me may be dead but not before I repost these lyrics to get you fired up to buy leather pants.
That preacher's daughter,
she took off her leather dress
She pulled me into sin
and now I must confess
She's a sister, sister of pain
She's a knock down, drag it out,
lick it up, do it again
That's the realest s#%t I ever heard.
I paid over a hundred bucks for them, they are yours for a meager 25 bucks plus 4 bucks shipping. Waist is 34, length is 32 or 34. Worn about 3 times, no stains, not even saliva from the women I have pleased in between and both coasts if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
PM for details. Don't tell my Dad if you see him at Sheetz. Not about the tickets, I'm talking about selling these awesome pants.
Tell it like it is, Vince.
The Vince Neil in me may be dead but not before I repost these lyrics to get you fired up to buy leather pants.
That preacher's daughter,
she took off her leather dress
She pulled me into sin
and now I must confess
She's a sister, sister of pain
She's a knock down, drag it out,
lick it up, do it again
That's the realest s#%t I ever heard.
I paid over a hundred bucks for them, they are yours for a meager 25 bucks plus 4 bucks shipping. Waist is 34, length is 32 or 34. Worn about 3 times, no stains, not even saliva from the women I have pleased in between and both coasts if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
PM for details. Don't tell my Dad if you see him at Sheetz. Not about the tickets, I'm talking about selling these awesome pants.
Re: Who Wants Leather Pants?
That is real, I think! And you have borrowed that moniker, I see! Well I understand and a dude of your distinction/status may need several handles...for various resons!
BTW, I have printed out your post and will stop by & display copies @ Sheetz' next time I happen upon the Morris, just to help ya out!
And would help you out personally with the 25 bucks but my days of leather trousers are long gone! Uh, come to think of it, they were never here!
BTW, I have printed out your post and will stop by & display copies @ Sheetz' next time I happen upon the Morris, just to help ya out!
And would help you out personally with the 25 bucks but my days of leather trousers are long gone! Uh, come to think of it, they were never here!
I have to say thank you to me ..." for not being stupid enough to go to Penn State."
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Re: Who Wants Leather Pants?
LEATHER PANTS UPDATE!!!!!!
Sadly, folks, the leather pants have been SOLD to Cousin Gary of Maypearl, Texas for 40 dollars. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
This deperado will never come down from his fences.
Sadly, folks, the leather pants have been SOLD to Cousin Gary of Maypearl, Texas for 40 dollars. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
This deperado will never come down from his fences.