Vince McMahon Presser

vman · Post by **vman** » June 30th, 2006, 3:59 pm

Few did know that Vince McMahon was a Panther fan!
But that & more became clear today when he "came out of the closet" and could not restrain himself from announcing the exciting commitment news from Oakland on this last day of June 2006!

"First and foremost you pencil neck nitters , when you create stars, I think you want to hold onto them to a certain extent. At the same time, you want them to be able to go fly, and that's what we did with Rock. If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn't be in business.
Well today Pitt signed a future star Myles Caragein, out of KO HS in the S. Hills of Pgh..along with stud lineman Dan Matha and Fla TE product Nick Krupa.'' "They will hold them for 4 yrs. then let them go to stardom in the NFL"

"Last yr. Myles won a national championship in Greco-Roman wrestling! I have not seen talent like this in decades not in: Steve Austin, Road Warrior Hawk, Lou Thesz, Gorilla Monsoon, Bobo Brazil, Eddie Guerrero, Brutus Beefcake you name 'em none compare to Myles!" said McMahon.

And the Wanny machine is rolling again! Besides the 3 signed today Hammerin Hank Hynoski appears ready to ink....word around Oakland is that Bo Williams(4 Star Fla RB) is a Pitt lean. D. Strong, stud Juco DE is close to committing and a sure fire guaranteed star DB Bryan Williams will be @ Pitt next Spring!

In closing McMahon warned Nitwit fans " Don't get in the way of this Wanny Mo or I'll grope you like a Tanning Salon Employee!"

The Ancient Enemy · Post by **The Ancient Enemy** » June 30th, 2006, 5:03 pm

McMahon's mother lives in Ebensburg, believe it or not.

Captain Coveman · Post by **Captain Coveman** » June 30th, 2006, 7:48 pm

ham55 · Post by **ham55** » July 1st, 2006, 1:03 am

All that talent with no coaching. Get comfy with 5-7, you'll notice it a lot in the years to come....

Post by **Coach** » July 1st, 2006, 8:41 am

Actually, Pitt is fortunate because they can play to their blinded fans and produce records that will make them appear to be better than they are.

They have the schedule to allow it.

This year, they SHOULD beat Cincy, the Citadel, Toledo, UCF, USF, and UConn. I'd say they will be the favorite in all those games. That gives them six wins. Rutgers and Syracuse are toss up games...in reality Pitt should be better. That gives them 8 wins. Add an upset of Mich St or UVA since both are at home and we're talking 9 wins... Then to make it all the more disgusting...they have Louisville and WVU at HOME to maybe get a 10th win.

In reality... I think they lose to USF or UCF. They don't beat both Rut and Syr. They win 7 games and go to a bowl.

frostlion · Post by **frostlion** » July 2nd, 2006, 1:10 am

From what I've seen on the Michigan State boards, a sizable number of fans are traveling to that game. Not only the ones who get tickets from the MSU allocation, but ones who are going to buy them at the gate and on the street.

I'll lay money that the number of Michigan State fans at the game is at least equal to that of Pitt fans, for depending on the time of the game, it can be a single day trip for them.

The Ancient Enemy · Post by **The Ancient Enemy** » July 2nd, 2006, 5:19 am

Michigan State is probably the most deadly team out of 119 that you can face early in the season. The wheels are falling off for John L. Smith, which I dont understand, but they'll beat Pitt, early in the season.

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