Farmer Hall sez Mary Chris miss

Farmer Hall · Post by **Farmer Hall** » December 23rd, 2006, 9:03 pm

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
AND I’M ALL ALONE,
IN A LITTLE RED BARN MADE OF
WOOD AND STONE.

I SIT BY THE COMPUTER
ON THE BLEACHERCOACHES SITE
AND TYPE USING SPELLCHECK
WITH ALL MY MIGHT

I LOOKED ON ALL FORUMS
BUT FEW POSTS DID I SEE
EXCEPT ARGUING ABOUT MCCORT
AND THEIR DEFENSE ATTORNEY MAN “V”

I HAD TO DIG DEEPER
TO FIND A GOOD FIGHT
BETWEEN BEDFORD AND WIDGE
WITH GUNNERS INSIGHT

THE SAME WITH THAT OTHER
ONGOING INFERNO
STARRING MULTIPLE PARTICIPANTS
REGARDING SCHEDULING BY PATERNO

FOR THIS SITE HAS CALMED SOME
OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS
AS WE HUNKER DOWN FOR WINTER
WITH FEWER ADOLESCENT GEEKS

THE ONGOING FIGHTING STILL GOES ON
TITAN, HILLY AND EL MOLDO
TRYING TO DO BATTLE WITH
COACH , ENEMY, AND GOODWILL-DOUGH

WITH SUPPORT FROM
ROADIE , DNICE, AND VMAN
THE PITT VIEW AND WANNY’S STACHE
ARE A STANCE TAKEN BY FEW MEN

WHILE OTHERS LIKE ‘LIVERANCE
AND HOLLYWOOOOOOOD
PREFER TO TOUT THEIR OWN ‘EERS
AND ‘HORNS IN THE BC ‘HOOD

THEN THERE IS BDFTBLLHAM,
O-GUY AND APBK
WHO PREFER TO SEE THINGS IN ONLY
THE BLUE & WHITE WAY

WHILE THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
OF SPEECH THE FORUMS MADE CLEAR
EVEN WORDS OF WISDOM FROM
FOGGY, DAWG AND PAW WERE ALL HERE

THEN THE FINGERS GOT TIRED
THE EYES GETTING TIGHT
AND IT WAS TIME FOR ME, FARMER HALL
TO SAY GOODNIGHT

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW I WAS RIGHT
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY BC FRIENDS, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

Post by **Gunner18** » December 23rd, 2006, 9:13 pm

FRIGGIN AWESOME FARMER!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Post by **Coach** » December 24th, 2006, 4:32 pm

The spell checker must be working!!!! Thanks for the holiday poem Farmer...

vman · Post by **vman** » December 25th, 2006, 10:18 am

Nowe dat thair ez sum goud schtuff!

Marey Crissmass Farmir!

The Ancient Enemy · December 25th, 2006, 3:05 pm

Farmer you bring tears to the coldest of men. Strong men also cry.

futbolfrk91 · Post by **futbolfrk91** » January 5th, 2007, 1:12 pm

dude, that rox..... you're good....

PITmaster28 · Post by **PITmaster28** » January 5th, 2007, 2:24 pm

wow that is the first i read of this farmer hall says merry chriss miss, and that was by far the best christmas peom ever posted on bleacher coaches ever in history

futbolfrk91 · Post by **futbolfrk91** » January 5th, 2007, 3:03 pm

no kidding... that's really kewl.... i should take it and change it a little... hehe

Post by **Gunner18** » January 5th, 2007, 7:51 pm

no, farmer halls work is copyrighted under the Geneva Conventions, you cant change anything of his.

futbolfrk91 · Post by **futbolfrk91** » January 5th, 2007, 7:52 pm

oh ic.... and so are my 582358349732 incredibly useful inventions.

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