PSU Reruiting Update from Tejas

[The Ancient Enemy]

Okay, jacka**es, I went to see D'anton Lynn play. It was a dark and chilly night here in the Lone Star State. The moon hung low, much like TAE. Anyways, yeah, that's a story for another time. All I really have is a recruiting update. I went and saw Lynn and Celina demolish West. Celina has crushed pretty much every opponent all season, and this was really no exception. Lynn did not play as much offense as I had hoped, but he did play the whole game on defense, as well he should, since he is recruited as a DB. He played safety pretty much the whole game. He has size and speed and all that, but what I was impressed with was his patience and his eyesight. He has good instincts for the ball, and he really can lay a lick on people. He blasted a few kids and they were pretty nice hits, one or two were pass break-ups. I was impressed. He did not do a ton, but I singled him out as best I could and I was legitimately impressed. If Rivals onlyhas that kid listed a 3 star DB, I don't know what the hell they ever saw in Justin King that made him a 5 star player. We landed a good football player that is smart and isn't afraid to stick somebody. He had offers in his hand from OU, Ohio State, Louisville, USC, and Florida. He picked Penn State.

That's all for now.

[vman]

Just stay away from the Peyote!

And speaking of big school offers...Jordon D. now lists Fla. as his favorite!

[Farmer Hall]

kool, jordon donalson from tusey gong to floorida! thats awzum. i was hopin for tejas a and m but will be god for lokel guys to have a difision 1 plar sumwhar. is donald donalson that plad at n c state in the sexties and cotched at tusey his dad or unkel?

[vman]

I believe his aunt!

[kingdomofcrush07]

Vman why are u always making sarcastic references about Air Jordans college options? Where do you really see him fitting in?

[Sneakers]

I hope the Broad Top Bulletin decides to cover the escapades of Jordan D from Tussey when he goes to Florida. Maybe they will give me an all expense paid trip to do a guest feature on him or something. After all I have been a published writer in some of the local papers around here the last decade or so.

[Lemmy]

Wait just a minute, Lemmy related to Jordan D, Jordan D related to Don Donaldson, thus Lemmy related to Don Donaldson...

NO!