New Westmont Coach?

[helgagermangiantess]

Just got some startling news. Apparently, the decisions on the coaching position at Westmont can be blamed on George W. Bush. His arm of the vast right wing conspiracy knows who it wants for the job. And she'll be good at it. The only thing is, she won't be available until after the DNC Convention. But, on the upside, it's a twofer deal. Kinda like BOGO. Only problem with that is, will the parents take kindly to a disbarred, convicted, and impeached former leader of the free world? Hell, with all that drama, who cares about playing games? Free healthcare for everyone, two undefeated seasons, and they'll turf the field, if the crack agricultural experts will let them. Might increase the circulation of the Tribune? But the bigger question is: What will it do to the quality of the food at the concession stands in the area and what color ribbons, flags, ballons, posters, and dancing bears will be at the game?

Sounds almost, but not quite, as ridiculous as the situation. Sad. Snoogins!