CONFERENCE USA RECRUITING UPDATE FOR APRIL!!!!!! (exciting)

[The Ancient Enemy]

With Marty out west covering the Mountain West Conference, and Professor Pickles scouring the south for Sun Belt updates, I have been on the pay phone and the library computer to bring you the highest quality Conference USA recruiting news for April!!!! It's just hard right now for the next few years because I can only leave the "room" for a few minutes a day, and there's only 2 ways out of here, and both of those exits are, uhhh, blocked off. They can't keep me here forever. When I get this toothbrush as sharp as it needs to be, I am cutting my way through this cement and I am going to bring you even BIGGER Conference USA recruiting updates. My buddy Ricky, he sleeps up above me, he tells me everything, he taught me all kinds of tricks to get out of here and "entice" high school athletes to give me their recruiting information. It's just hard right now because me and Ricky aren't allowed to look up player's houses on Google Earth anymore since "the incident" but we won't get into that.


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CONFERENCE USA
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CENTRAL FLORIDA

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EAST CAROLINA

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HOUSTON

Thomas Bates: 1-star CB
Jared Pickett: 1-star RB
Ralph Oragwu: 1-star OT

MARSHALL

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MEMPHIS

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RICE

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SOUTHERN METHODIST

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SOUTHERN MISS

Jonathan Guerry: 1-star OT
Nathaniel Worrell: 1-star OG
Will Martin: 1-star MLB

TULANE

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TULSA

Brian DeShane: 3-star OG
Brett Davis: 1-star S

ALA-BIRMINGHAM

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UTEP

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