More Penn State News! Paterno on Deathbed?!

[The Ancient Enemy]

If Joe goes out, this might be the best day in PSU history!!!!!

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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Penn State coach Joe Paterno is in a hospital undergoing tests and is being treated for apparent dehydration.

A team spokesman says the 81-year-old football coach was taken to Mount Nittany Medical Center by ambulance Thursday morning after feeling nauseated.

Guido D'Elia says Paterno has not been admitted to the hospital, but is currently undergoing tests.

D'Elia says Paterno still plans to make a trip Friday to Texas for a dinner with University of Texas football coach Mack Brown.

Paterno had been on a busy schedule of late, traveling to Philadelphia last weekend. He also recently returned from a meeting with Big Ten Conference coaches.
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GUIDO D'ELIA, I'm sure he's a real stand up guy. "Don Paterno, he's-a really thirsty, he's-a in need-a of some water. Too much Milano bread-a. Need to put-a some butta on there to make-a it a lil' more moist-a."

[chunky_2425]

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[ham55]

Hey chunky, TAE speaks what the true PSU fans can see and have been saying for the better part, if not more, of a decade. Paterno and that coaching staff have been holding back the class of recruits they've received over the past 10-15 years. He's the reason they'll never win another Big10 title as long as he's alive/there.

If travel makes you need a hospital visit, isn't it time to hang it up? Sure travel can be tough, but he went to Philly and had ONE meeting with Big10 coaches, where they all probably laughed at his inaudible speaking and slurs. Maybe the trip to Texas is what we've all been waiting for, maybe that'll be the final nail in the coffin?

[vman]

GEEEZ You Guys Are Cold!!!!!!!!!!!

That Joe does get around however:

Here he was last w/e with a couple o' cuties:



And here's a shot that no one ever knew of:



And don't tell him he can't move around so well any longer...he was @ the Track Meet the other day; showing off his stuff:

[The Ancient Enemy]

An old man is on his deathbed, Chunky, can you please show some maturity and stop all this senseless vulgarity?

[chunky_2425]

[Coach]

hmmmm... I think they won the B10 in 2005 and JoePa was something like 78.

I think they got a top 3 lineman recruit nationally today.

[deliverance]

He made it out to Texas to speak at a banquet for Mack Brown. He must be doing better.