TOOF N NAIL WK 11!!!

[The Ancient Enemy]

TAE: 32-18
DEBICEPS: 32-18

SEASON TOTAL:
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THE ANCIENT ENEMY: 437-116
DEBICEPS: 420-133

Another bad week, but thankfully my opponent didn't turn his picks in. Possible reasons why:

1. Killed by Kodiak
2. Accidentally shot by his dad who is training for some kind of Alaskan death olympics.
3. Gym injury spotting Ducky's Dad
4. Kidnapped by Kud and his hillbilly family
5. At CK's with Faith
6. At CK's with Groz
7. Lost cage match to Powerhouse
8. Chokeslammed by Abe Kmetz

I wrote a rap about it.

Sirens flashin', you know the routine,
the crime scene taped off
It started off friendly, then I blew half his face off
They seen me shinin',
plate full of wings he bought
Grindin',
his foot slipped off the
ladder of success he was climbin'
Police came through, asked the homies
if they knew what happened
Somehow my name end up in anything
that involves chicken
Detectives at my mama crib, they
say they wanna question me
They put me in a line up last time and they arrested me
When it come to makin' picks,
they know I got the recipe
Called Ball State in May, thats why they mess with me
I'm the neighborhood pusher,
I move buffalo wings to make stacks
BBQ, mild, a little tangy, some flavored with crack
Figure, I push it to the limit,
take this stuff to the max
Navy blue vest on, navy Nittany Lion hat
Calm, in my palm, fully loaded fire arm
First to post picks, last to run, everytime its on

I tell BEEP to suck my BEEP
Get them wings in my stomach
Cause I'm so hungry
And they're always around
Even when I'm full
Cause I'm winnin and winnin'

What, homie yeah
Is there a BEEP problem homie
Oh yeah
That's what I thought so, BEEP

homies be talkin' about me, they
always callin' me crazy
BEEP them O.G. homies, they stuck in the eighties
Sayin' Michigan gonna do somethin',
now you know thats a lie
Homie, you look at me wrong, I'll let wing sauce fly
I'm rich, I still wake up with all these wings on my mind
Please homie put it down like Tom Osbourne in his prime
When I say move, homie move or get
caught in the cross fire
I eat chicken wings so raw, cut my hand on chicken wire
Its crazy, just a different day, its a new flavor
Honey-BBQ in ya belly, leave ya
whole BEEP guts split
They sit, they see me pickin' Tennessee-Martin
What's the matter, they can't get Hawaii started
Thought they was grindin', well
dang, son, where da wings at
Thought you was messed up, cause you
was lettin' my wins stack
You ain't a hustler, matter of fact, you's a busta
I don't trust ya, I shoulda sent Abe Kmetz to chokeslam ya

I tell BEEP to suck my BEEP
Get them wings in my stomach
Cause I'm so hungry
And they're always around
Even when I'm full
Cause I'm winnin and winnin'

What?
Who said they gonna do somethin' to me
You must be out your rabid BEEP mind
Sneak around and steal all these chicken wings


TUESDAY 11/4/08:
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MIAMI OHIO VS. BUFFALO
Definitely Buffalo.


WEDNESDAY 11/5/08:
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TOLEDO VS. AKRON
I'll take Toledo because Amstutz is stepping down.

NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. BALL STATE
This is gonna be real close. Ball State by 2.

[deliverance]

TAE, I highly doubt I can be near as good as your opponent, but I would love to be in on this next year. Then again, I only know about the Big 12, so my knowledge is worthless. I'd never be good enough for your College Football picks poll.

[The Ancient Enemy]

This just in from TAE headquarters....

Debiceps takes No Illy and Toledo.

[The Ancient Enemy]

THURSDAY 11/6/08:
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MARYLAND VS. VIRGINIA TECH
Who knows. Maryland wins games they shouldn't, and loses games they shouldn't. Because it'll help PSU's recruiting, and b/c its a night game in Blacksburg, I guess give me Tech.

DEBICEPS: Maryland

TCU VS. UTAH
TCU could win this game by 30. Or lose by 30. You dont know what team is going to show up. I'll roll the dice and take TCU.

DEBICEPS: TCU

[The Ancient Enemy]

FRIDAY 11/7/08:
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NEVADA VS. FRESNO STATE
Pat Hill is a retard and I love that Colin Kaepernick is 9 1/2 feet tall and crushes people with his juggernaut helmet and the power of nWo Nevada. He's basically nWo Japan only not he's not Asian I dont think. he does put on a killer STF and spits green mist, though. What the #&%@ am I even talkin' about.

DECICEPS takes Nevada as well. Same reason.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Real quick...

OSU / NW

MICH / MINNE

BAYLOR / UT

PURDUE / MSU

GTECH / UNC

WISC / IND

SYR / RUTGERS

LOUIS / PITT

ILL / WMU

UGA / UK

ARK / SC

WYO / TENN

ISU / COLO

USU / BOISE

SDSU / BYU

BGSU / OHIO

TENN-MARTIN / AUBURN

KAN / NEB

ARMY / RICE

MEMPHIS / SMU

ALA / LSU

PSU / IOWA

OU / TEXAS A&M

CLEM / FSU

NCSU / DUKE

MARSH / ECU

UVA / WAKE

SO MISS / UCF

MONROE / MTSU

STAN / ORE

WKU / TROY

HAW / NMSU

UNT / FAU

ARIZ / WAZZOU

COL ST / AF

ORE ST / UCLA

KSTATE / MIZZOU

CINCY / WVU

UTEP / LAFAYETTE

ARK ST / FIU

ASU / WASH

OKEE ST / TEXAS TECH

UF / VANDY

CAL / USC

LA TECH / SJSU

ND / BC

TULANE / UH

NEW MEX / UNLV